I had sex with Summer Glau last night.

[The Question]

And it wasn't half as good as I thought it would be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shouldn't have drugged her quite so heavily then!

 

[The Question]

It's true, I drug her over some sharp rocks and angry wild beasts and that didn't put her in the mEWd.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it half as good as she thought it would be?

 

[The Question]

I don't know, she was still cumming when I finally got bored and left five minutes ago.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cum with me if you want to live.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I had Summer Glau AND Christina Ricci at the same time two weeks ago. Rose McGowan watched.

It was ok.
-SB

 

[CaptainWacky]

Throw in Anna Paquin and it might have been even memorable.

 

[Cassie]

I have William Shatner everyday around noon.

 

[Dr Dave]

And it wasn't half as good as I thought it would be.

By that statment we know you are lieing.

 

[Yub]

She looks like she'd suck yer cock clean off. Quite a enjoyable way to remove it, I should think.

 

[The Question]

I had Summer Glau AND Christina Ricci at the same time two weeks ago. Rose McGowan watched.

It was ok.
-SB

Oh, is that where she went, the wee harlot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd "Tamm" her "River" if you know what I mean.

(I don't.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I once skullfucked Andy Dick for calling me a bitch. It wasn't pleasurable.

It's true what they say. RAPE IS NOT SECKSX IT'S VIOLENCE :shock:

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Unless it's with Nana Visitor...

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

In a van.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Constable Odo is still trying to get to the bottom of it.

 

[Dr Dave]

I once skullfucked Andy Dick for calling me a bitch. It wasn't pleasurable.

It's true what they say. RAPE IS NOT SECKSX IT'S VIOLENCE :shock:

!

 

[The Question]

Nana Visitor lost her appeal for me when she and Dennis Franz ran badkward at each other repeatedly in a Wal-Mart parking lot and told the cops it was ass-wrestling.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They didn't report that here. But they did report Cirroc Lofton's attempted suicide by drinking "the vaginal juices of a 95 year old."