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I had sex with Summer Glau last night.

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Banned.
And it wasn't half as good as I thought it would be.
 
Shouldn't have drugged her quite so heavily then!
 
It's true, I drug her over some sharp rocks and angry wild beasts and that didn't put her in the mEWd.
 
Was it half as good as she thought it would be?
 
I don't know, she was still cumming when I finally got bored and left five minutes ago.
 
Cum with me if you want to live.
 
I had Summer Glau AND Christina Ricci at the same time two weeks ago. Rose McGowan watched.

It was ok.
-SB
 
Throw in Anna Paquin and it might have been even memorable.
 
I have William Shatner everyday around noon.
 
She looks like she'd suck yer cock clean off. Quite a enjoyable way to remove it, I should think.
 
I'd "Tamm" her "River" if you know what I mean.

(I don't.)
 
I once skullfucked Andy Dick for calling me a bitch. It wasn't pleasurable.

It's true what they say. RAPE IS NOT SECKSX IT'S VIOLENCE :shock:
 
Constable Odo is still trying to get to the bottom of it.
 
Nana Visitor lost her appeal for me when she and Dennis Franz ran badkward at each other repeatedly in a Wal-Mart parking lot and told the cops it was ass-wrestling.
 
They didn't report that here. But they did report Cirroc Lofton's attempted suicide by drinking "the vaginal juices of a 95 year old."
 
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