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I have a confession to make: I have a Dual here in TK

What topic was that? I just don't want Miss Tanner to hate me because I get high.
 
::sniff::
 
Psssh. She don't hate people that do pot. She just not likely to blow you.
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well, my dick is big enough that she could be blowing me next saturday....
 
LMAO!

How do we know I'd have blown him in the first place?

Sheesh, I'm picky, what does his "thing" look like anyways?
 
A trouser snake, slightly limp, hopped up on pot with the munchies.
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I love wine. But...

Not as much as I love the cock!
 
If I dip it in wine, will you ... like pass out or something?
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Who gives a shit about Starguard's original topic?
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There was an original topic?
 
Cranky Bastard said:
If I dip it in wine, will you ... like pass out or something?
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You could offer it to her as a sacrament.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
If I dip it in wine, will you ... like pass out or something?
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Yummy!
 
I'd post the shitter picture but I'm too lazy.
 
I love the BEAST. I can't help it. Whatever it is, he or she or it, it is so horridly offensive as to elicit universal revulsion.

SOMEone likes that, though. Can you imagine? Ick.
 
HOLY FUCK
 
That is a great image to hotlink in a serious political discussion forum. Maybe on the word "forthright" or some such word. Then go back and change it to something innocuous.
 
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