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I have never been more in love with a blonde

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Dark Pickle said:
Simple: that would interfere with procreation.

There's a difference between having sex for the enjoyment, and having sex to continue the species.
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WELL LA DI DA MR PICKLE! GOOD FOR YOU! THANKS FOR DISPROVING MY BULLSHIT SCIENCE ASSHOLE!
 
The Dork Lord said:
It makes you BI.

Everyone is BI.

Anyone who claims to be straight or gay is LYING.
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Dude, you're full of shit. I literally have zero interest in guys. None. I might as well be looking at the side of a building for as much as I'm aroused by them. How did you come up with this nonsense anyway?
 
Dirk Funk said:
Dude, you're full of shit. I literally have zero interest in guys. None. I might as well be looking at the side of a building for as much as I'm aroused by them. How did you come up with this nonsense anyway?
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It's the pure and simple truth.

You're lying to yourself right now.

Admit it.
 
No one can speak for everyone.

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Taylor Swift has nice shoulders.
 
You say that NOW, but once we get a couple drinks in ya...
 
Do not like blonds. Never "preferred" them. Been a LONG time red-head fan, and a brunette with brown eyes you can get lost in...(sigh).

And what do I end up with? Of the loves of my life I've got two green-eyed blonds. WTF?

And I'd give Ms. Swift a little time over my knee...if she asked nicely.

-SB
 
The Dork Lord said:
You always say that, til I get a couple drinks in ya ;)
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Whatever. I'm done with men. I'm all about the pussy now.
 
That's cool. I'm done with men AND women.

I'm all about celibacy now!
 
Lets see: not counting phone/cyber sex, it's been a year since I was with someone, and TWO years before that.

I am OFFICIALLY waiting for Ms. Right. If she never shows up, I will be alone and relatively happy for the rest of my life.

(NOW WATCH ME START DATING SOME MANIPULATIVE PSYCHO BITCH LIKE I ALWAYS DO LOL)
 
The Dork Lord said:
Lets see: not counting phone/cyber sex, it's been a year since I was with someone, and TWO years before that.

I am OFFICIALLY waiting for Ms. Right. If she never shows up, I will be alone and relatively happy for the rest of my life.

(NOW WATCH ME START DATING SOME MANIPULATIVE PSYCHO BITCH LIKE I ALWAYS DO LOL)
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How about you and me move to Iowa, buy a farm, and have lots of sex and duck sex. Maybe even the occaisonal sheep, cow, and horse sex.

(LOL)
 
Douche Pukehole said:
Lots of horny college girls in Iowa...
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Already planning on cheating on me? YOU BASTID!

*cries*

Oh wait....you're not Dork Lord....nevermind.
 
Can we get back to Hot Blondes please.
 
I'm a blonde and I am fed up with Conchaga always forgetting me in his lists! We're through! :rwmad:
 
NO everyone is NOT Bi!

and I think females are like my sisters and I do not want, never have wanted, to have sex with any of my sisters.
And I've been plenty drunk with women around and it still don't make 'em any sexier than the side of that building Dirk Funk referred to. I can see when a woman is beautiful but I don't think they are sexually attractive.

Srsly. I love my best female friends but they are not who I fantasize sleeping with, and I've never understood guys liking girl on girl action in porno flics,(yawn and a bit silly-looking) but then maybe straight men dont think boy on boy action (rawwwrrr!) in the genre is hawt either.

To each his or her own!
 
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