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I Have Risen To The Ranks Of My Fellow Men

classichummus

classichummus

on a break from forums
In the early hours of this morning September 27, 2009, I, classichummus, engaged in coitus with my girlfriend, displaying our love in the most intimate way possible. This morning we became one. Yes I finally am no longer a virgin. I DID have sex with that woman! :P I have changed from a boy to a man. It was magical, it was fun, it was great! Thank you.

-classichummus



P.S. Sorry Loktar to leave you as the lone virgin of the Badlands. I'm sorry.
 
Sorry to disappoint you, but you're not a man until you take responsibility for your life.
 
lol what the fuck, she must be so proud, I mean you're certainly gonna get laid again, once you told her how you posted the loss of your viginity on a forum, to a bunch of guys you've never met


you sir are a winner....
 
Dual said:
Sorry to disappoint you, but you're not a man until you take responsibility for your life.
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FOADIAF. :bergman:

WillsZenith said:
lol what the fuck, she must be so proud, I mean you're certainly gonna get laid again, once you told her how you posted the loss of your viginity on a forum, to a bunch of guys you've never met


you sir are a winner....
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She knows about my activities on TK. She doesn't care as long as I don't give out her name or her picture.
 
classichummus said:
Why would I post pictures or videos of me and my girlfriend on here or anywhere? Go ahead if you want to, but I don't know how many people want to see your gay porn here.
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LOL how on earth did you get out of daycare?? gay porn, ahhh bless that really cuts...I mean a gay jibe on an internet forum, its so inspired, it sparkles originality...

Sigh, but then lets take a look at you, hmmm a try hard of average abilty, I mean because you had pale nerdy sex with your overweight, and im guessing slightly emo girlfriend , you suddenly have grown a pair???

I really hope you came in her sport, because, that maybe your only chance to reproduce, because lets be honest son, your mere existence is nothing short of an offence to the genetic make up of the world...

perhaps you can retort with a gay or momma joke, eh sweet cheeks?
 
Dual said:
Sorry to disappoint you, but you're not a man until you take responsibility for your life.
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So true.

Plus you kinda gayed up with the whole lovey, dovey "we became one" and "boy to man" mush.


Next time just say we had sex. Pix to follow soon.
 
Dual said:
Yeah, ever since he broke the bonds of manipulation binding him in servitude to the vegetable and the duck.
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Indeed.

Wish I could say I've missed them, but honestly I don't. I feel calmer and have more peace of mind without them.
 
You can STFU now, Dual. Neither Pickle nor I held him in servitude and I'm generally sick of hearing it. Don't start that shit again. I'm glad to see him being more adult, but I'm not going to bear the brunt of false accusations either because of or contributing to his recent mood change, nor will I accept them to do harm to other parties.

*sigh*
 
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