I have to go do some work

['Gear]

I'll be back later. I love you all.

 

[Seph]

Don't kill anyone without me, i will be most upset.

 

[Donovan]

Duh. He said work, not wetwork.

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, work, work, work, that's all we hear from you these days. What is it that is so important about work that you gotta go there as soon as you wake up, and stay for hours on end anyway? Is it really too much to ask that you spend just a little time with us once in a while? You know, it's not like we demand you bring us flowers, or remember our anniversaries, or even recall all those vanity threads we did for you in all those years, all we want is for you to give us just a tiny little amount of your attention and make us feel like, you know, we actually count!

But hey, go to your precious work, see if that makes you as happy as we do, and don't you dare come back to us as if nothing happened once work has bled you dry and kicked you out eventually. :adrama:




I'll stay up until you get back, 'kay?

 

[jack]

So THATS what he calls it now

 

[cakewalk]

or even recall all those vanity threads we did for you in all those years...

A wise man advised me to get read some old threads and get familiar with some of the posters here. By the time I thought I had a feel for some of the them, I read another thread and it turned out that one poster was also someone else or was never anyone at all. It was fun, but I gave up. The more I knew, the less I understood.

The one poster who is most consistent (unbelievably so) now and then is Gear. I'm starting a new vanity thread with the first post dedicated to him. The hardest working sock blocker on the internet.

 

[Donovan]

I hope you're not talking about me, I am nobody's sock puppet.

 

[Ilyanna]

^typical sock remark.

 

[Donovan]

Shhh Ily, she's likely to believe you.

 

[Ilyanna]

Well, she better! You've fooled her for too long, "Donovan", this must have an end now. I cannot just sit here and let a fellow woman be played like that! The truth HAS TO BE HEARD!

 

[Donovan]

OOOOOOOOOH, I get it now.





You're jealous of cakewalk. Don't worry, I still love you long time.

 

[Ilyanna]

FINALLY!!! I was getting desperate here, Dono!!

 

[Donovan]

Well I had to distance myself for a bit. Without cigarettes you're sorta cranky.

 

[Ilyanna]

Now that this is all cleared up:

Dear cakewalk!

Please disregard post #10. I was kidding. Donovan is 100% Donovan. All of the time. Very much so. Oh yeah.

Yours Truly,
Ilyanna

 

[Ilyanna]

Well I had to distance myself for a bit. Without cigarettes you're sorta cranky.

Oh seriously, you coward. You could have helped me with that oral fixation, you know? Would have done away with my crankiness in no time.

 

[Donovan]

My tongue is long, but not that long.

 

[Donovan]

But the minute I'm independently wealthy, you are right at the top of my international list of women I need to attend to...

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh tempt fate like that, will you?

Wait a minute - would that be after you've worked through your national list of women you need to attend to? Because then it'll probably not gonna happen in this life of mine.

 

[cakewalk]

TCON, if I'm wrong and Donovan's not your sock, apologies. I like you both. :smfsmiley:

 

[Donovan]

lol wait, there's a thread that made you think I was TCON? Where's THAT?