I haven't had a wank all year

[CaptainWacky]

This might not change for a while.

 

[The Tomtrek]

GIVE US DAILY UPDATES or don't.

 

[Weevil]

Wank +1?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WACKY WANKGATE: HANDS-FREE IN '10?

 

[Dual]

LET'S HAVE A COMPETITION, DUDE.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This is the future where are the robots that wank FOR US?!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LET'S HAVE A COMPETITION, DUDE.

So we went through this whole tumultuous decade...and come out the other side to revert to an old SEINFELD EPISODE!!?

I QUIT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm still master of my domain.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just ease into it there Wacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thread title is still accurate.

 

[jack]

I never wank.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HOW ARE YOU SURVIVING, WACKY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still accurate.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HELP US WACKY. YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE (yeah I did it already)

 

[Seph]

i just fapped to a bunch of midgets being strangled with piano wire, god bless the tinterweb.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, this thread title is no longer accurate.

 

[The Tomtrek]

The end of an era.

 

[Cassie]

I've had my first wank of the year as well. THE MF IS STRONG.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Which penis from the collection did you wank?

 

[Cassie]

ALL OF THEM.