I haven't had a wank all year

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, you were talking to Cassie...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

ALL OF THEM.

How many hands do you have?

 

[Cassie]

THE PENIDS ARE COMING THE PENIDS ARE COMING!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol, that's Westminster Bridge in London! I'll have to look out for the penises next time I'm there!

 

[Seph]

i see penises all over the place when im in london they tend to come up to you and say "wagwan blood do you want to buy a draw?"

no thanks cuntchops i will make my own

 

[Dr Dave]

You never answered my question Cassie.

 

[Cassie]

I have as many hands as I need, OK?

 

[Dr Dave]

Two?

 

[headvoid]

She has detachable metal hands to go with her feet.

 

[Seph]

octocassie

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We could always try again at the Chinese New Year, or the Jewish New Year.

Or the Day After BDM's Oscar Fashion Review 2010.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not if Natalie's at the Oscars...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FAIR POINT.

Make it the WEEK after BDM's Oscar Fashion Review.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OKAY

(I probably won't.)

 

[Dual]

I made it like two hours after New Year's (20 minutes after my post in this thread).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used to do that but I wasn't feeling it this year.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Nit too too weebam baa shambo lam lam boo boo.

(roughly translated: let's hear more about Cassie wanking)

 

[classichummus]

I still haven't jacked off.

 

[Loktar]

I just jacked off 4 hours ago.