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I hope the Large Hadron Collider really does kill us all

So the thought of nuclear war between India and Pakistan isn't enough to drive her to suicide but some physics shit is?
 
Also, suicide seems rather premature. Why not just wait till it kills you and if it doesn't, you get to carry on living (which is pretty much what everyone else in the world figured).
 
^I know! I mean, shit, if you're gonna go, you might as well get to see something cool --such as the universe imploding around you-- before you kick it. Better than the inside of a toilet bowl or the ceiling of an emergency room as you're vomiting pesticide.
 
Besides, if we were sucked into a black hole, wouldn't time slow to practically a standstill before you died anyway?
 
To be fair, that does sound quite horrific. Depends how it works, though. You could be killed near enough instantly as you're twisted and torn apart, or maybe you just get weirdly miniturised and your body still functions normally.
 
I do wonder if the girl was hot.
 
I hope those Indian news channels have learned their lesson.
 
21.10.2012

The day the world will end.
 
OMG!
 
what the hell was she so worried about anyway? her culture believes in reincarnation!
She could come back as SPACE MONKEY the ungrateful wretch!!
 
But if the universe is gone, where and how will you be reincarnated?
 
<A week after my 23rd birthday! >
I would suggest a week-long celebration, Dude!
 
!!!!!

Sounds like a plan.
 
there's more than one universe!
 
!!!!!

Sounds like a plan.
 
curiousa2z said:
what the hell was she so worried about anyway? her culture believes in reincarnation!
She could come back as SPACE MONKEY the ungrateful wretch!!
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HE IS TEH MESSIAH!!!!11​
 
Not with a bang but with a whimper.
 
And a ooo ooo oo ahh ahh ahh.
 
There should be a gay porn called "Large Hardon Collider". Also puns about black holes and anuses.
 
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