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I hope when you die you get statisitcs

Wanking Statistics: If you wank 9 million times in say 30 years, your Wank Rate (WR) is 822 per day. This could very well cause permanent damage to the hand and wanking wrist. Play safe.
 
822 wanks per day (wpd) is approx. 1.75 wanks per minute (wpm). So you would have to come roughly once every 52.25 seconds to meet your quota.

LOL @ "COME ROUGHLY" LOL THAT'S EVERY TIME, BABY YEAH!
 
AND you'd have to have some really good lube or the skin of your wanker might cum off
 
Time spent on TK: 48%
Time spent thinking about William Shatner: 53%
Time spent studying math: 0%
Cause of death: Chronic masterbation.
 
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