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I like that giant inguana thing Obi-Wan rode in ROTS

If it had been a poorly animated stop-motion creature in the originals, everyone would have loved it. :roll:
 
Rancor RULES because it was cool at the time, and didn't look that pants as a kid. NOW I'M ALL GROWED UP AND HAVE REDICULOUS EXPECTATIONS OF GEORGE LUCAS MOVIES, AND WHEN THINGS LIKE JARJAR, FAT FOUR ARMED WAITER & STUPID LIZARD THING, I WANT TO SHOVE MY HAND LUCAS'S ARSE WITH A SPIKE GLOVE JAMES HERRIOTT IN ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL FUCKING EXTREME STYLE DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM I want mum.
 
IT WAS FUCKING STUPID.

You always ALWAYS know there is trouble afoot when you hear Lucas say "Wouldn't it be funny if..." pre-movie, because SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID OR COMPUTER GENERATE WILL HAPPEN, MEANING HIS HIGHLY TRAINED & TALENTED ACTORS WILL BE DEGRADED BY HAVING TO TALK TO A BLACK MAN IN A SKINTIGHT SUIT PUTTING ON A FUCKING STUPID VOICE WITH A FAKE HEAD GLUED ON A STICK BALANCED ON HIS OWN HEAD.

MOVIE MAKING FOR THE LAZY - "OH, WE'LL PUT IT ALL IN LATER THEN LAUGH AT THE GEEKS ON THE INTERWEB CRYING ABOUT IT" THE RICH BASTARDS.
 
IT WASN'T FUNNY, THE IGUANA DIED IT WAS SAD, JAR JAR WASN't FUNNY EITHER HE WAS A DEEPLY FLAWED TRAGIC CHARACTER IN THE TRADITION OF SHAKESPEARE'S LADY MCBETH OR SOMETHING
 
MEETING BODGER WAS THE HIGLIGHT OF MY LIFE


EPHANT MON RULES!

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QUEENIE FROM BLACKADDER THE SECOND WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE IMHO (IN THE BUFF)
 
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