I love my girlfriend
- Thread starter Dual
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The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
amo, ergo sum
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
She's really pretty and smart and nice and I'm drunk.
Hit it like a screen door in a hurricane, my friend.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
I SAID I was drunk, and very sorry.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
who'd want a fifth of Jack? None of him is still one Jack too many.
Or did you threaten them and they gave you what you wanted in order to avoid getting any part of Jack?
Tisiphone
Elitist Redheaded Trollop
It's amazing what 399.95 and a fifth of jack will give you these days.
I captioned an episode of Springer about one of those dolls...
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
My girlfriend IS the Internet.
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
actually, I read it first some 30 years ago in a scifi book
Love Child
One Love
Well I am happy for Dual. You deserve the best Dual!
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Ah the perfect place for my Realdoll story -
So I went online to order myself a couple realdoll t-shirts. Realdoll decided to take my money and fail to send me the shirts. Well it turns out Realdolls are made in a industrial park about 15 min. from my house so I decided to head on down there and get my godamn shirts. I walked into the front office which included an unmanned/womaned desk and a Realdude sitting in an office chair in jeans w/no shirt holding an empty beer bottle. He was RIPPED! An awesome dude to be sure. So I stood there for a minute expecting someone to show up but to no avail. I then went though a tinted glass door at the back of the front office which opened out in to the factory floor. The manufacturing area was repleat with parts of all shapes and sizes. Sets of perfect tits, torsos and heads on benches and hanging from the ceiling. A withered man came from around a table and asked me what I wanted. The mans face was the face of Realdude who I'd met a few minutes earlier. Need I say it again? FUCKING AWESOME! He was this skinny cigarette smoking junkie looking type wondering what the fuck I wanted. So I said I wanted the shirts I never got. He took me in another office and searched through several stacks of shirts on the floor and filled my order BY HAND! AWESOME!.
I said thanks. He said no problem. I left. Easily one of the best experiences of my life. I'm so thankful it happened when I was still using.
How about that?
So I went online to order myself a couple realdoll t-shirts. Realdoll decided to take my money and fail to send me the shirts. Well it turns out Realdolls are made in a industrial park about 15 min. from my house so I decided to head on down there and get my godamn shirts. I walked into the front office which included an unmanned/womaned desk and a Realdude sitting in an office chair in jeans w/no shirt holding an empty beer bottle. He was RIPPED! An awesome dude to be sure. So I stood there for a minute expecting someone to show up but to no avail. I then went though a tinted glass door at the back of the front office which opened out in to the factory floor. The manufacturing area was repleat with parts of all shapes and sizes. Sets of perfect tits, torsos and heads on benches and hanging from the ceiling. A withered man came from around a table and asked me what I wanted. The mans face was the face of Realdude who I'd met a few minutes earlier. Need I say it again? FUCKING AWESOME! He was this skinny cigarette smoking junkie looking type wondering what the fuck I wanted. So I said I wanted the shirts I never got. He took me in another office and searched through several stacks of shirts on the floor and filled my order BY HAND! AWESOME!.
I said thanks. He said no problem. I left. Easily one of the best experiences of my life. I'm so thankful it happened when I was still using.
How about that?
Internet Troll
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FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT... YOU ARE TOO BAT SHIT UGLYIt's amazing what 399.95 and a fifth of jack will give you these days.
HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO REPEAT YOU DIPSHIT