I may be a homosexual, but...

[Loktar]

I like pineapple but if you eat too much your tongue will BLEED.

O RLY?

*bookmarks thread so he can remember to test that later*

 

[Mirah]

I think I used to add pineapple to some homemade salsa.
But the main ingredient was Mango.

Here is what I put into it, I think:
Mango
Onion (green and white)
Cilantro
Garlic
Lime
Peppers: Yellow orange red or whatever I have in fridge
I throw tomatoes in-so I guess I can still call in salsa huh?
Oh yeah and Pineapple-but just a little bit

I just looked at pineapple recipes, I think it would be too sweet.
I add spice depending on who is enjoying it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EGGSACTLY!

TOO SWEET!!!

 

[Loktar]

EGGSACTLY!

TOO SWEET!!!

Yeah well Mango would just ruin the salsa. Tastes too bitter or something.

 

[Mirah]

Yeah well Mango would just ruin the salsa. Tastes too bitter or something.

Not if you add a lot of cilantro. HAVE YOU TRIED IT LOKTAR? HAVE YOU?

 

[Loktar]

Not if you add a lot of cilantro. HAVE YOU TRIED IT LOKTAR? HAVE YOU?

No, I'm just not a big fan of mango.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M STILL HOMOSEXUAL AND YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF MILQUETOASTS YOU MUSSIES!!!111