OH MENTY, YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT POSTING
BUT I NEED YOU TODAY, OH MENTY
WHEN YOU POSTED YOU STOPPED ME FROM SHAKING
BUT YOU DON'T REPLY ANYMORE, OH MENTY
OH MENTY, WITHOUT YOU THERE WOULD BE NO TK AND WE LOVE YOU,
BUT WE WANT YOU TO POST TOO, OH MENTY
YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE ALL STILL HERE POSTING,
BUT I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WRESTLING, OH MENTY
REMEMBER WHEN WE WATCHED BIG BROTHER ONCE,
AND YOU SAID "HAHAHA, AHMED!"
OH MENTY!
YOU WOULD SAY THINGS ABOUT THINGS THEN I'D SAY THINGS
THE WAY PEOPLE DO ON MESSAGE BOARDS
OH MENTY!
WE'D TALK ABOUT OUR SECRET HATRED OF TOMTREK
OH MENTY!
I SHOULD HAVE GOOGLED THE LYRICS OF MANDY BEFORE POSTING THIS
OH MENTY!
IT DOESN'T MATTER AS THERE'S LITERALLY NO CHANCE OF YOUR EVER REPLYING TO THIS ANY DAY
OH MENTY!
HEY I JUST MENTY YOU
AND THIS IS MENTY
BUT HERE'S MY MENTY
NOW CALL ME MENTY
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REMEMBER WHEN NATALIE PORTMAN
REMMEBER THE OWL WHO WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK
REMEMBER "LET'S PAINT OBAMA?"
REMEMBER THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE MINE FIELD?
(OH MENTY!)
IT'S NEARLY TIME FOR ME TO BUMP YOUR "IN THE SUMMER-TIME?" THREAD AGAIN
THAT'LL BE FUN
HO HO HO HO!
DO YOU LIKE GAME OF THRONES
COMMUNITY'S SHITE NOW, EH?
UMM YEAH
THIS ISN'T A SONG ANYMORE
SORRY
POST IN THE MINE FIELD SOMETIME
THEN POST AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
UNTIL I SAY "STOP SPAMMING YOU GRUBBY CAMEL"
OKAY
SEEYA!