This is the time in the old days (2010) I'd start a new thread, believing there would somehow be more chance of Menty replying to it (there wouldn't be.)
Instead I'll just post a version of the Rains of Castamere rewritten for Menty
And who are you, the proud Wacky said,
That I must bow so low?
Only a troll of a different coat,
That's all the truth I know.
In a coat of black or a coat of red,
A troll still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my Menty
As long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
That lord of Mine Fieldamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his forum,
With no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his forum,
And not a poster to hear.