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I miss Mentalist/Menty

What happens if you shout his name 3 times?
 
You get an omelette.
 
You forgot to put quotes around "omelette".
 
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The guy in the middle looks like he could be Joe Biden's cousin.
 
That's Len Goodman, head judge of Dancing with the Stars.

He is flanked by a mentally challenged Fly Girl, and a pervert.
 
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They're sex-swappers!
 
Just about at the "one bump a week" point.
 
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HEY MENTY did you know that NINE YEARS AGO TODAY Big Brother 5 started? Well, it's actually 9 years ago yesterday now. But yeah, that's fucking insane, isn't it, Menty? Menty? MENTY?
 
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"I fuck Larry up..."
 
This is the time in the old days (2010) I'd start a new thread, believing there would somehow be more chance of Menty replying to it (there wouldn't be.)

Instead I'll just post a version of the Rains of Castamere rewritten for Menty

And who are you, the proud Wacky said,
That I must bow so low?
Only a troll of a different coat,
That's all the truth I know.
In a coat of black or a coat of red,
A troll still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my Menty
As long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
That lord of Mine Fieldamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his forum,
With no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his forum,
And not a poster to hear.
 
He posts on facebook every day.
 
I PMd him on FB last week with a question. No reply yet.

We've "Liked" each other's stuff a few times.
 
I explained in the opening post that I'm talking about the Menty that posted in the Mine Field, not any other version of him.

The CaptainWacky of the Mine Field can't and won't exist on Facebook.
 
Do you even have a facebook account?

Not the MF wacky, the other one.
 
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