I must not be living right....

[Grammour Boy]

Oh gosh I'm getting all hot and excited ....


mm

Ernest Borgnine will do that to you!

 

[Kennyquator]

I've found the same technique works to drive off Jehovah's Witnesses...though in my case I answered the door in my underwear with a semi-disassembled .45 in hand.

I know of someone who answered the door in a full nazi uniform when they came.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HAVE STARTED THE CHURCH OF TARLEK

 

[Gagh]

OMG GREG VALENTINO

STAB THE NEEDLE IN YOUR ARSE AND DRAIN YOUR OWN HAEMATOMA

 

[Mentalist]

That's not right.. Just no..

 

[Gagh]

Go to Youtube and see if you can find footage of him draining his own haematoma. Steroid abuse doesn't pay.

 

[Cassie]

Gross shit

 

[eloisel]

I wonder if that guy can open a jar of peanut butter.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Nope...he gets his mom to do it.

 

[Conchaga]

Do you think the reason creepy cable installer guy stopped making passes at me was because he saw the .38 on my desk?


mm

It could've been the .45 in your pants that really scared him.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

HERB TARLEK IS GOD!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

LOOK AT HER HAIR!! BULLETS COULD NOT PIERCE HER HAIR!!

 

[Captain Jack]

Guns stink. Nobody needs guns. Guns kill people. People kill people with guns. Guns should be banned along with nuclear missiles and katyusha rockets.

Can I get an Amen?

No. Shut the hell up you wimpy-ass pussy.

 

[Captain Jack]

Do you think the reason creepy cable installer guy stopped making passes at me was because he saw the .38 on my desk?


mm

Only a .38? What kind of gun afficionado are you?

Actually, that ain't a bad caliber. Neither is the 9mm, .357 Sig, .357 Magnum, .40S&W, and the all-mighty .45 ACP.

 

[Captain Jack]

Heh, I know what else might make mm hot...it's long, hard, and never misfires:

 

[Captain Jack]

 

[Captain Jack]

 

[bad dog]

I had a 357 SW just like that for years. I miss it.

 

[bad dog]

I person must have some targets too. print this one.

 

[Mentalist]

*glances at avatar*