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i need to collect my thoughts on the tablet

Dude, literally nobody is going to worry about dying batteries on the iPad, ever. Reviewers have managed to run video non stop on the thing for over 12 hours. Like, 7 am to 7:30 PM.
 
Wow 12 hours! I assume the battery is not replaceable, so what happens when you want to pick up an old book you have not read in years??? IT'LL LAST TEN MINUTES THAT'S WHAT

My books stay on 24/7, whether I remember to charge them or not.
 
Well, then, enjoy the 19th century. We'll read about'cha later.
 
So typing is a little odd, but I'll get used to it.

But it is stinking beautiful.

More thoughts later when I've had time to play a little more.

(first TK iPad post?)
 
Well, then, enjoy the 19th century. We'll read about'cha later.

I bet you cannot wait until all Borders and Barnes & Noble's are shutdown and replaced with giant Starbucks full of itards drolling over their shiny new iPhone/Pad's.
 
I bet you cannot wait until all Borders and Barnes & Noble's are shutdown and replaced with giant Starbucks full of itards drolling over their shiny new iPhone/Pad's.

What I can't wait for is the day when ignorant dicks like you quit bashing something just because it doesn't match your personal preference.
 
Well, um, Steve Jobs starves little African babies or something.

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What I can't wait for is the day when ignorant dicks like you quit bashing something just because it doesn't match your personal preference.

I bash because I love! I'm trying to show you all the folly of your ways. You'll thank me later.

And yes Steve Jobs employs crying asian children to mass produce his iProducts while sitting on top of a pile of jews, laughing maniacally.
 
I bash because I love!

You bash because you envy.

I'm trying to show you all the folly of your ways. You'll thank me later.

If we're not thanking you now, odds aren't looking so good for 'later' either.

And yes Steve Jobs employs crying asian children to mass produce his iProducts while sitting on top of a pile of jews, laughing maniacally.

So? What else are crying Asian children good for?
 
I just do not envy underpowered low-resolution laptops without keyboards.

And pointing out Steve's slave labor shop wasn't meant as a critique, I actually give him credit for that but couldn't he be more innovative about it? I'm sure there are many Apple fanboys who would jump at the chance of getting a 10% discount on the next product to come off of the assembly line that they were chained to for previous 18 hours.
 
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