I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

[S. SaDiablo]

 

[Bladev1]

sorry I NEVER crawl

 

[Ishcabittle]

How can one crawl when one's boner is as long as it is? How can this be happening? What's going on here? What's next?

 

[Sarek]

Pole vault.

 

[missmayhem]

Well, well... what have we here? Why don't YOU crawl into missmayhem's bed and do her toe nails for her, dear?


mm

 

[Sarek]

Well, well... what have we here? Why don't YOU crawl into missmayhem's bed and do her toe nails for her, dear?


mm

I'm really quite busy at the moment. Why don't you get back to me on that, say, never? Hmmm...

 

[Kyehlar]

When I crawl into bed, it's to go to sleep. Cause I don't get enough of it.

 

[Sarek]

I have this thing about not crawling into bed with some bitch holding a butcher knife. It's bad karma and all.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh, look, another Sadi thread. Please, just sticky it so the AWE* will stop already!


*Attenion Whore Extraordinare

 

[S. SaDiablo]

:roll:

The line is from a song, moron.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Mmm-hmmm. Suuuuure.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Either way, at least I have you posting outside of Laker_Girl's shadow.

 

[Captain Jack]

Crawling? What am I, six? A senior citizen? No and no. I'm spunky! I jump in bed! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Either way, at least I have you posting outside of Laker_Girl's shadow.

We're not in each other's shadow, we're side by side. That's what happens when you have friends, I know that's an alien concept to you.

 

[Kyehlar]

That's what happens when you have friends, I know that's an alien concept to you.

Ahem.....did you forget about me already?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Anime obssesed 40-year-old virgins who only speak to their "friends" through IM or PM don't count.

 

[Kyehlar]

Anime obssesed 40-year-old virgins who only speak to their "friends" through IM or PM don't count.

I'm only 27, dipshit. I just feel 40 sometimes.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

27 is 52 in Virgin years.

 

[Kyehlar]

27 is 52 in Virgin years.

So if I get laid, then I'll get younger? Nice. I'll remember that.

 

[Captain Jack]

Isn't the internet grand? :bigass: