I return from the ether and bring to you: Bald Britney.

[Cassie]

Wow.. she looks better bald. That wig is awful.

 

[Cassie]

Britney and Anna Nicole updates on ET, right now!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's like she turned into Racist Jo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The media are willing her to attempt suicide.

 

[Mentalist]

The media are a bunch of worthless cunts.

 

[Cassie]

OMG the anatomy of Britney's breakdown after the break!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet if I tried to drive members of the media towards a breakdown they'd get all self-rightceous!

 

[Mentalist]

The anatomy of Britney's breakdown is due to things like the fact that ET is running a segment on the anatomy of Britney's breakdown.

 

[The Question]

Lice.

 

[Cassie]

ET even bragged that they had her breakdown all on film.. something like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ET WILL STEAL HER BABIES AND REFUSE TO GIVE THEM BACK UNLESS SHE STABS HERSELF IN THE LEFT TIT

 

[Dr Dave]

I give Britney a year to live.

 

[Mentalist]

ET sure has turned into a cunt during the intervening years since we last saw him.

 

[curiousa2z]

anything to jack up ratings, eh, ET?

 

[Tisiphone]

Fame goes to people heads...even alien ones.

 

[Cassie]

ET was always a cunt, he was only pretending to be nice so he could get the candy.

 

[Tisiphone]

Who wouldn't for Reece's Pieces????

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We won't even talk about how Speilberg turned the other way when ET tried to make Elliott his "special friend"...

 

[curiousa2z]

omg.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ET "broke in" Drew Barrymore as well.