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I return from the ether and bring to you: Bald Britney.

Cassie: I have no idea. All I know is that right after the movies came out I saw a photo of one of the orcs holding that kid in the middle of a green field of grass with extras all around and facing the other direction.

I looked for the original picture and couldn't find it, but I found this one, which was obviously already shopped before I got to it. So I slopped Brit's head in there.

I wish I could have found the original pic. It was much better.
 
heehee
 
UPDATE: Britney has just killed ten geese.
 
With her teeth!!
 
Acrimonious said:
Here you go, an original! Not very good, but I was in a hurry.

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That might have been funny had it not been for the awful photochop.
 
BRITTANY IN THE BILLIARDS ROOM WITH AN UMBRELLA
 
BRITNEY HATES ALL WATER FOWL
 
I'm bored.

Time for the next star to go "pop"
 
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THAT'S HOW YOU DO "BALD" RIGHT!
 
Mentalist said:
That might have been funny had it not been for the awful photochop.


You do it then. I was in a hurry.
 
Wacky just informed me of this troubling news story. Now Britney is possesed and trying to commit suicide in rehab (or so the news is reporting)

Britney Spears' disturbed mental state may have worsened with reports of an attempted suicide and other bizarre behaviour while in rehab.

Tabloid newspapers have reported Spears as claiming to be "the Antichrist", writing 666 on her shaved head, and running uncontrolled through the Promises Clinic in Malibu.

The News of the World reports that the singer narrowly escaped injury

Later that night she tried to kill herself [with a bedsheet]," a source told the newspaper. "Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

After the near-suicide, the pop-star reportedly called ex-husband Kevin Federline on the phone and begged him to father another child with her.

"Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently," a source at the clinic said.

"She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him."


"She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage."


Kevin Federline, who already has two sons with Spears, has been spotted visiting the singer at the clinic several times since she checked in.

But despite his support, the 25-year-old pop star still seems to be in the grips of a mental breakdown.


"The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I'm a fake! I'm a fake!' It must have been really frightening," a friend was reported as telling The News of the World.

Other rumours of Spears' attempts at self-harm emerged in US tabloids.
In the hours after shaving her head, a distraught Spears tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, The National Enquirer reported.


Britney was saved at the last second by one of her staff.


A short time later she was rushed to hospital — as was widely reported — after what may have been an overdose of tranquillizers.



Umm... uh-oh?
 
What if she really is the anti-Christ? MABUS...Britney Spears...NEARLY WORKS.
 
This will not end well...
 
Quite.
 
Haven't seen those reports in places other than News of the World and the Enquirer, so I doubt her stay is going quite so theatrically so far.

She'll still probably die soon, mind you. I'm just sayin'...
 
I agree. I've been looking for something more substantial than the usual rags to see what actually happened.

I expect Tom Cruise to decend from the heavens in a DC-8 anytime now and tell her that post-partum depression doesn't exist and that she has alien spirits who steal her knickers and shave off her hair for her.
 
You're not far off. Over the weekend, Brooke Shields told somebody on one of the starfucker news shows that she'd be glad to help Brit through her post-partum blues.
 
Brooke Shields is a dementor in disguise. I fear for Britney
 
^ye gods, yes!
 
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