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I return from the ether and bring to you: Bald Britney.

Spears Struggling in Rehabhttp://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-03-06/

Troubled pop star Britney Spears is struggling to cope with life in rehab and her family is worried she may drop out of treatment, according to media reports. Spears checked into the Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, California last month after several failed attempts at rehab. And now a source tells Us Weekly, Spears is wavering in her treatment, and her family is worried about her progress. The singer's cousin Alli was on hand to offer support over the weekend, staying overnight at the facility on Friday and dropping by for visits on Saturday and Sunday. The 25-year-old star hasn't left the center since she traveled to a friend's apartment in Culver City, California last Thursday to pick up a bag of new clothes she purchased online from a trendy Los Angeles boutique. The source adds, "(Her family) hope that Britney wills stay at Promises for a month, but they're nervous she might not last that long."
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Bored now.
 
SOMEONE CALL AN EXORCIST!
 
Someone call Lou Ferigno.

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OMG!! I knew someone would eventually turn her into the Hulk!
 
ok, that's pretty funny!
- The comic of her turning into The Hulk - not her going gagga, that is.
 
I heard she's demanding to be called "Princess Diana The Third" and wears nothing but a bin bag over one tit.
 
She's the peoples popster
 
Is her little sister fit yet?
 
Yes, time to wreck the next Spears in line.
 
FIR FOR WRECKING
 
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BRITTERS UPDATE:

She got a better wig and is looking a lot better now.


Well, until the next meltdown.
 
so she isn't dead then
 
Well, until the next meltdown.
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LOL.

Britney to kids: You’re both mistakes!

Plus: K-Fed’s custodial motivations; Spears goes shopping for hair

With the custody battle heating up between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the pop tart’s momma skills are under a huge microscope. And maybe they should be, given an upcoming Star exposé. Revealing intel gleaned from the affidavits of three of Britney’s former employees, an unnamed source spilled the goods or, in this case the very bads, to the magazine.

Apparently, when Brit isn’t busy filling the kids full of their favorite caffeinated concoctions, including coffee, “she also lets them sit in soiled diapers for hours until someone else changes them,” the source told Star. “And she keeps both children up late at night to ensure they sleep late — this includes waking them up if they fall asleep before 11 p.m.” No wonder they need so much coffee!

As for her other child-care foibles, Star’s source says, “she tried to whiten (Sean Preston’s) teeth using Crest Whitestrips, but he kept crying. Finally, Britney threw the strips away, telling Sean, ‘Fine, you’ll just have ugly teeth then!’”


By far the most explosive revelation featured in the Star report is how BritBrit speaks to her brood. “When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason (your) father left,’” claims the source.

OK, not exactly mother of the year material, but before all her parenting skills are impugned, it’s only fair to make a mention when Brit gets it right. TMZ.com spotted the 25-year-old mommy taking the tykes out for dinner at a trendy L.A. eatery, rebuking paparazzi for following them into the bathroom and even putting little Jayden James in his car seat — the right way around. See, it’s the little things that completely flip one’s image. Or, at least, Brit better hope so.


The article continues:

(as if you care)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20267919/
 
Next up: Britters get's lezzed out in a pool with her former PA.
 
Next up: BRITNEY WHORES HERSELF OUT TO THE MEDIA EVEN MORE IN CELEBRITY SHOCKER
 
HEY LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S TROUBLED.



I'm trying to figure out why the Superfical.com hasn't updated witht he latest Britney escapades. Most worrying.
 
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