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I see that Cranky and Tanner are making themselves at home.

jack said:
So really, welcome. Everyone feels that way, except for maybe Gurk, who'll deny that he feels that way, even while expressing that he feels exactly that way. Fucking bitter little pissant.

You've no clue. Nice try though.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
You've no clue. Nice try though.

Bullshit that I'm clueless. You're bitter, Gurk. I like you, but you know, Crank is welcome here. You following him over whining about it just proves the point. I know this, because I went through a similar thing at the board I came from, and I was welcomed here.

I'm not speaking for Cranky, he does that quite well on his own. I'm speaking for myself. My observation of you is simple. You can be a lot of fun to play with, until you take yourself too seriously.

That is all.
 
As I recall, this board was just too worthless for you to consider posting here regularly. If Cranky changed your mind, well great, welcome.

Otherwise, you're a fucking bitter little hypocrite. Deal with it.
 
jack said:
Well, I'm one of the board's biggest painful rectal itches, so if that were the case, you'd be scratchin' :D I remembered you from the first time, and Miss Tanner was an absolute sweetheart coming in, plus I checked out what brought you here, and what's still nibbling at you like ducks a little.

So really, welcome. Everyone feels that way, except for maybe Gurk, who'll deny that he feels that way, even while expressing that he feels exactly that way. Fucking bitter little pissant.

Thanks Jack! I like you, too.

But, would you knock it the fuck off, I've been drinking wine and I'm gonna start fucking crying any second, then Cranky will get pissed and start kicking some serious fucking ass!

LOL!
 
jack said:
Bullshit that I'm clueless. You're bitter, Gurk. I like you, but you know, Crank is welcome here. You following him over whining about it just proves the point. I know this, because I went through a similar thing at the board I came from, and I was welcomed here.

Dude! I never left here from back in May. Me and BD stayed because we had lots of laughs here, so i didn't "follow" anyone over here. Of course I know Cranky is welcome here, most people are if they can survive the intitial barrage of fucksticks like you gnawing on them ;)

You really need to take a pill, man. You seem to think I have animosity toward Cranks and his woman, but the fact is I don't and never did. Whatever beef might exist is between them and others, as Cranky will verify.


I'm not speaking for Cranky, he does that quite well on his own. I'm speaking for myself. My observation of you is simple. You can be a lot of fun to play with, until you take yourself too seriously.

That is all.

The day I take anyting seriously on a message board is the day I turn the machine off.

Go watch your video, jack. What'd you get? Some Anime?
 
AFAIK, Gurk likes us. He still PMs me begging for pics of my dick.
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Cranky Bastard said:
I unloaded on all the strongest, prolific minds here in the past - Gagh, Mentalist, Jack, Messenger, The Question, and Sarek. I even threw some crap Missmanner's way. You don't go after the weakies when trolling against a board. Individual sure, but not when the board is a target.

I know they all remember it, too.

That they have treated me neutrally and even in a positive light speaks something.

Gagh don't like me over at LONAF, though.
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I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on me. In fact, I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on anyone else, since you appear to be all sugar and sweet, to me.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Dude! I never left here from back in May. Me and BD stayed because we had lots of laughs here, so i didn't "follow" anyone over here. Of course I know Cranky is welcome here, most people are if they can survive the intitial barrage of fucksticks like you gnawing on them ;)

You really need to take a pill, man. You seem to think I have animosity toward Cranks and his woman, but the fact is I don't and never did. Whatever beef might exist is between them and others, as Cranky will verify.




The day I take anyting seriously on a message board is the day I turn the machine off.

Go watch your video, jack. What'd you get? Some Anime?

I got Saw II, which pretty much rocked.

And "Jenifer" Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I first read that story in one of those Warren b&w's back in the early 70's, Creepy or Eerie, whatever. Berni Wrightson and Bruce Jones did the original story and the movie just amplifies the horribleness of the original.

Just a creepy twister. Also got Last Days, Pulse, and Beyond The Wall Of Sleep.

I'm burning them for later, plus Thank You for Smoking, An Inconvenient Truth, and The Devil Wears Prada, because others watch movies here too. :)

And OK, I'll chill. Sorry to be a fuckhead.
 
Gagh said:
I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on me. In fact, I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on anyone else, since you appear to be all sugar and sweet, to me.

ROFL!

Cranky doesn't eat sugar since it is bad for you.

As for being sweet, you've caught him on a good day, lucky you.

:)
 
Gagh said:
I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on me. In fact, I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on anyone else, since you appear to be all sugar and sweet, to me.

I'm speaking of when I first joined and I was from Troll Wars.

But ... "sweet"?

Oh, I'm pissed now!
 
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