I see that Cranky and Tanner are making themselves at home.

[Cranky Bastard]

Maybe Gagh and I should have a spam race?

We'll settle this once and for all.

 

[The Harlot]

Do it!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Maybe a half hour spam race? Gagh is good, but I think he plays with himself too much to get the best results.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Gaghy would kick your ass. He uses his dick to hit the return key.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I dunno, I think he'd be a pushover.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

80,000 posts doesn't mean he's fast.

 

[The Harlot]

He's using a spam-bot program, I just know it.

 

[jack]

80,000 posts doesn't mean he's fast.

How big is the fucking hook you're trying to set, anyway?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Big enough to get a bite so we can compete. Bout the only thing I haven't done is post a webcam shot of my ass.

 

[alabaster]

Bullshit that I'm clueless. You're bitter, Gurk. I like you, but you know, Crank is welcome here. You following him over whining about it just proves the point. I know this, because I went through a similar thing at the board I came from, and I was welcomed here.

I'm not speaking for Cranky, he does that quite well on his own. I'm speaking for myself. My observation of you is simple. You can be a lot of fun to play with, until you take yourself too seriously.

That is all.

Gurk is an extremely intense troll. When you have reached such a high state of troll zen it is almost impossible to turn it off. Sometimes I even troll myself. Just the other day I was at a salad bar, I jacked off in my own salad before I even realize, GOD DAMN IT! I'm not a liberal, I'm a conservative. SO I left it on the table and went to get a new salad, when I came back some guy wearing a Kerry/Edwards tee shirt was just finishing my ruined salad. I laughed my ass off when I heard him complain to the waitress that the dressing was way to salty.

 

[jack]

I never masturbate.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Can you suck your own dick, though?

 

[jack]

Well, I can only get the head in.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Think new age.

Eat tofu, sushi, and yogurt. Do bendy tantric exercises. Read shit like "Lake Wobegon Days" and issues of Cosmopolitan.

With a little practice and adoption of silly-shit-kooky ideas, your spine will turn to mush and you'll be able to teabag yourself.

 

[El Rod d'Irico]

Think new age.

Eat tofu, sushi, and yogurt. Do bendy tantric exercises. Read shit like "Lake Wobegon Days" and issues of Cosmopolitan.

With a little practice and adoption of silly-shit-kooky ideas, your spine will turn to mush and you'll be able to teabag yourself.

Does sucking your own dick make you gay?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Does that worry you?

 

[alabaster]

Does sucking your own dick make you gay?

If you could suck your own dick you wouldn't have a reason to come out of the closet.....so know one would know. And it's not like you would tell anyone, because you'd be far to busy sucking you dick.

 

[alabaster]

I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on me. In fact, I fail to see how you 'unloaded' on anyone else, since you appear to be all sugar and sweet, to me.

Speaking of people that can't suck their own dick....but in your case it's because your too busy asking to suck on mine.
Stop sending me those disgusting come on's or I will report you as a spamer to your isp, faggot.

 

[jack]

Does sucking your own dick make you gay?

I don't know, I never get hard when I suck mine.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I don't know, I never get hard when I suck mine.

According to Wikipedia, you're not gay.