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I thought TK didn't "BAN"???

Caitriona said:
Here we go. I'm glad to hear you support and trust your friends to the point that you'd swear no one is lying, but... I have an advantage, I know someone is either too stupid to log on OR is lying. Live with it.

We'll see. Perhaps there has been a mistake or a user problem. In any case, it made for few minutes of afternoon excitment, eh?

And I really like your pet monkey, gagh. How long did it take you to train it to dance like that?
 
Please! No more 'gagbot' or 'monkey' names! It's all too much! You should host SNL with THAT talent!
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
I thought TK didn't "BAN"???

We don't. We do, on the other hand, have a certain barn-rat already known to you as our tech admin, and he's notorious for getting his feed pellets (and assorted other Hambil-related "pellets") into the server's innards. I had a 4 or 5 day run the week before last where I couldn't get in, and I'm an admin.

So no, we don't ban. But we don't guarantee against acts of God or barn-rat, either.
 
Caitriona said:
LOL, Gagh isn't anyone's pet, he's a force of nature.


Oh, it's a "he"? From it's hysterics I assumed it had a vagina. He certainly does react strongly to peanut shells and shiny objects - do you ever find it bothersome having such a creature shitting in the corners of your forum?
 
You really are the king of wit aren't you? It's too much for me, I'm off to slit my wrists - you've totally trolled me here today OMG YESIREE!
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Oh, it's a "he"? From it's hysterics I assumed it had a vagina. He certainly does react strongly to peanut shells and shiny objects - do you ever find it bothersome having such a creature shitting in the corners of your forum?

Troll Grade- D+
 
The Question said:
We don't. We do, on the other hand, have a certain barn-rat already known to you as our tech admin, and he's notorious for getting his feed pellets (and assorted other Hambil-related "pellets") into the server's innards. I had a 4 or 5 day run the week before last where I couldn't get in, and I'm an admin.

So no, we don't ban. But we don't guarantee against acts of God or barn-rat, either.

Ahhhh ... that little communist gerbil-packer I was schooling last night? You people let leftist vermin like that be Admins?! Well Fuck! Nothing can be believed then ... everyone knows libtard ratfucks can't be trusted and are conditioned to lie about everything, especially the truth!
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Ahhhh ... that little communist gerbil-packer I was schooling last night? You people let leftist vermin like that be Admins?! Well Fuck! Nothing can be believed then ... everyone knows libtard ratfucks can't be trusted and are conditioned to lie about everything, especially the truth!
I did not have sex with that server.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Your gagbot says you've only 'banned' one person.

Now it's apparently two.

Why would Loopy lie? He does, after all, specialize in Supreme Annoyance. That's why he's always the first to volunteer for shock troop duty.

... and I myself never lie, Cait. I just speak what's true in ways that sometimes others don't like.

That's a pretty ignorant fucking assumption on your part. That little loser PISSED HIS FUCKING PANTS this morning after mess and I were done with he and "ratherbedeadthanredontheheadlikethetipofadickofadog" miss cunt o hairy.

Fuck off moron, of course he'd lie. He was PANTSED in front of the entire TK community. Just go read the thread "fuckface".

God what a fucking idiot.
 
fuckingniggers said:
I point the finger of blame at the common everyday urban yardape...

Is a yardape like a porch monkey? Or is that a knuckle dragger?
 
for once, gagh has a point - why keep denying the jillian ban? we all know it happened and that it was most likely necessary.

why not admit it admins,? ... you won't be impeached...

not yet anyway.... :D
 
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