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I thought TK didn't "BAN"???

Blindgroping said:
Ahhh!!! There it is!!

This is not your book nor your board.
The TOS that this board opperates from is Trollkingdom's TOS.

I think what your doing is akin to confusing english football with american football.

The rules for the game are set by who's board you are using.
If it's my chessboard, we are NOT going to use your checkers rules.


The proof is in the pussy.

It's not your board - WAHHHHH WAHHHHH - The TOS that this board opperates from is Trollkingdom's TOS - WAHHH WAHHHH - The rules for the game are set by who's board you are using - WAHHH WAHHHH

Troll and rules really don't go together. I think you should change the name of this forum to "RainbowKingdom".
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
I thought TK didn't "BAN"???

Apparently it does - one of our Trollwars shock troops, the estimable Loopy, cannot log on at all.

Imagine that?

... and here all you 'trolls' were assuring us you never banned anyone.

Bwa hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Are you a complete and utter MORON? I revealed this fact to all of you total idiots when I was in Troll Wars. What? You cannot read simple English? I even dumbed down my post in order to make it easy even for your ilk to read. Damn. I see I should have taken the post down a few more IQ notches. What do you think started the very war between Troll Kingdom and Troll Wars you dumb piece of shit? My posts. Fuck. You have revealed that you idots at Troll Wars are no smarter than these fuckers here at Troll Kingdom. There is absolutely nothing to differentiate between the two sites. Both lack any semblence of intelligence. Both do 'ban' so get the fuck over it. Christ. I am glad I swear allegiance to none other than myself. I already told you idiots in Troll Wars this site bans although their definition of a 'ban' is somewhat modified. They banned me also. Now shut the fuck up and get your ass back to Troll Wars. I shall see you there later in order to continue with my slapping you all over the site.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Troll and rules really don't go together. I think you should change the name of this forum to "RainbowKingdom".
As I recall, more than one of the TKers who have visited TW have been banned. No TWers have been banned, and please don't bother feeding anyone any more of that 'TOS banning' nonsense, which isn't even proper use of the term.
 
Caitriona said:
Maybe he didn't remember his password or he's just lying. Or you are lying just to stir the pot, or you all too stupid to remember these silly user names or, or, or, or.

We don't ban people from their accounts. We only put the idiots who can't behave on the short bus.

You cunt are a lying bitch. I was IP-banned until I bypassed it and called you all on it. Strangely enough, within a half-hour I was able to return. No doubt the Admins realised I had defeated their own commandment 'Thou Shalt Not IP-Ban Lest Thou Be Derided As A Total Fucking Hypocrite'. You know it and they know it so shut the fuck up. IP-bans can and will be bypassed. They kept my ID active but only within DAYCARE. Even though I bypassed the IP ban, I was still able to get into DAYCARE but no further. In effect, Troll Kingdom completed a DOUBLE BAN on me. That means I slapped this site around TWICE all in one day. Now shut the fuck up. Daddy calls you back into his bed. He wants his favourite daughter's mouth surrounding his tiny dick.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Are you a complete and utter MORON? I revealed this fact to all of you total idiots when I was in Troll Wars. What? You cannot read simple English? I even ....


Shut the fuck up, Skeletor! You bore me.
 
Messenger said:
As I recall, more than one of the TKers who have visited TW have been banned. No TWers have been banned, and please don't bother feeding anyone any more of that 'TOS banning' nonsense, which isn't even proper use of the term.

No TKers have been banned - nor have any been relegated to a playpen. There have been a few one-post wonders who ran away like french schoolgirls ... and we can all see your spies lurking.

Bring forth these "banned" TKers?
 
The Question said:
As far as I know, she's confined (NOT BANNED) to DayCare. Apparently, though, that wasn't wide enough a space to accomodate her paranoid delusions, so she moved on to other boards. I must say, it was a thrill to have gotten her second-hand banned from SW, though.

Are you still on that 'confined' trip? You stupid fuck. When one is sent to DAYCARE, one is BANished to that singular forum. One cannot control one's avatar. One cannot post outside of DAYCARE. One cannot PM with others. One cannot control one's sig. That my little retarded child is a BAN. You know it and I know it. You continue to bullshit because you know TROLL WARS has you all by the balls with that argument so you are aware the only argument you have left is DENIAL. When one is jailed out there in the real world, is that not a 'banishment'? Of course it is you dumb piece of shit. They are banished from partaking in society. Troll Kingdom banishes others from partaking in any forums other than DAYCARE itself. Gee but those in our city jails cannot 'partake' in society either. Now shut the fuck up and accept the fact DAYCARE is a banning. Get your head back down there bitch. I like the way you ring my cock with your tongue. Make me cum again bitch!
 
Oh fuck. Look at Messenger who negged me and stated that perhaps the server was down. Are you a fucking complete retard? In the same post I told you I went AROUND the IP ban. It worked fine. Due to such, this can only mean one thing - IP ban. I even logged back out and returned using my original IP and all I got was a message stating I had no permission to enter the site. BAN bitch. Now go back to cuddling your mommy. She does not mind you crying.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Shut the fuck up, Skeletor! You bore me.

Skeletor? Who or what the fuck is Skeletor you piece of shit? Would you like to head over to Troll Wars and continue this 'discussion'? I will slap you all over the site as I did you NIGSPIC hero Thug_Love. I destroyed the fucker and he seems to be the best you had. I found myself wanting as a result. I thought it was like sparring with a child it was so fucking ridiculous. Shall we?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Oh fuck. Look at Messenger who negged me and stated that perhaps the server was down. Are you a fucking complete retard? In the same post I told you I went AROUND the IP ban. It worked fine. Due to such, this can only mean one thing - IP ban. I even logged back out and returned using my original IP and all I got was a message stating I had no permission to enter the site. BAN bitch. Now go back to cuddling your mommy. She does not mind you crying.
Sorry, I don't usually read your drivel. But at the same time there were DNS problems. Remember when so many people couldn't get on?

Have you considered that possibility? Fuckface, why would the admins fuel the fire and make you look good by IP banning you for like half an hour if they are so intent on destroying your greatness?
 
SaintLucifer said:
One cannot post outside of DAYCARE.

But since one can post inside Day Care, one is still posting on the board, and when one is banned, one cannot post on the board.

Keep being stupid, and you run the risk of having me put you right the fuck back in there.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Skeletor? Who or what the fuck is Skeletor you piece of shit? Would you like to head over to Troll Wars and continue this 'discussion'? I will slap you all over the site as I did you NIGSPIC hero Thug_Love. I destroyed the fucker and he seems to be the best you had. I found myself wanting as a result. I thought it was like sparring with a child it was so fucking ridiculous. Shall we?

You can talk smack ... and that's it. I've seen no substance in anything you post.

That's cool. A smack-troll is just as trollish as any other brand, but I see nothing underneath your heat and flame. The persona you've cultivated confines you to yellow font, cheap insults and vicious formulaic vitriol. You've painted yourself into the end of a narrow corridor and lack the ability to evolve beyond the strictures of your own "pwning" mindset.

You're in a straigtjacket of your own design.
 
The Question said:
But since one can post inside Day Care, one is still posting on the board, and when one is banned, one cannot post on the board.

Keep being stupid, and you run the risk of having me put you right the fuck back in there.

A jailed prisoner can still do drugs within the confines of his prison. A jailed prisoner can smoke. He can still write letters to his beloved. He can still gain access to daily newspapers. He can still attend university from within the confines of his jail. Does this mean he is still participating within society? No because he is doing it all behind the walled and barred facility one calls one of your state prisons. He cannot walk past those walls surrounding the same. This because he has been BANished from society. He is banned TO the jail. A ban is a ban is a ban. I challenge you to head on over to Troll Wars and tell them the workings of DAYCARE, its purpose and argue your semantics regarding whether it is a ban or not. There can be no argument. It is absolutely without a doubt a ban. You know it but you do not wish to show weakness or reveal your own stupidity to the TW'ers by admitting you do not in fact ban here. What you fail to realise is that the TW'ers already know it is a ban (those that have experienced DC) and are therefore ready to argue the point with you. I hereby challenge you to spout the very same vitriolic arguments with those of TW that you do with me. Let us see how far you get. You are thereby a complete and utter retard as a result and you know it.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
You can talk smack ... and that's it. I've seen no substance in anything you post.

That's cool. A smack-troll is just as trollish as any other brand, but I see nothing underneath your heat and flame. The persona you've cultivated confines you to yellow font, cheap insults and vicious formulaic vitriol. you've painted yourself into the end of a narrow corridor and lack the ability to evolve beyond the strictures of your "pwning" mindset.

You're in a straigtjacket of your own design.

Yet I dragged you over here. Whew. I have evolved BEYOND simple trolling. You see? I never set out to troll. I merely expound upon my opinions. I state things as I see them. I herded many of you from TROLL WARS onto this site. You want proof? Why are you here? I find the timing to be of no mere coincidence. In fact, NO ONE came here from TW until I crashed that site and stated my opinions. I fuelled the fire so to speak. TW'ers, eager to prove they are better than the members of TK, rushed right on over to TK. I lit the match dear child. You are merely the flame. You speak of me flaming, yet it is YOU who are here, in unfamiliar territory. What prompted your presence? My own superior intellect which nicked your brain and whispered for you to take it right to the TK'ers and on their own territory. This is called CONTROL my silly little man. I have been doing the same here since the day I signed up.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
You're in a straigtjacket of your own design.

That's a very accurate assessment of his persona. Most actually do this, posture themselves into a corner, and end up with no place to go and nothing beyond a few flames used tirelessly to the point of boredom. They become one-trick ponies.
 
SaintLucifer said:
A jailed prisoner can still do drugs within the confines of his prison. A jailed prisoner can smoke. He can still write letters to his beloved. He can still gain access to daily newspapers. He can still attend university from within the confines of his jail. Does this mean he is still participating within society? No because he is doing it all behind the walled and barred facility one calls one of your state prisons. He cannot walk past those walls surrounding the same. This because he has been BANished from society.


Do you even know what "banished" means, Lucy?

Banish:

1. To force to leave a country or place by official decree; exile.

Were you forced to leave the board? Nope. You were, and are, still here.

2. To drive away; expel: We banished all our doubts and fears.

Were you driven away from or expelled from the board? Nope. You were still on the board.

Now let's look at "incarcerated":

1. To put into jail.

Well, that one doesn't really apply, since Day Care doesn't meet the technical definition of a jail. But this one applies:

2. To shut in; confine.

Were you shut in Day Care? Were you confined to that forum? Why, yes you were.

Notice there are no similarities between the definitions of the two words? Do ya wonder why that is? Gosh, maybe it's because they're different concepts entirely.

Go ahead and keep arguing -- it won't do you any good, and I don't suppose it can really devalue the perception of your level of intelligence much or at all, either, since you really can't go lower than rock bottom.
 
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