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I want to eat a big bar of choclate with bacon wrapped around it.

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Anyone else?
 
Not quite, but it puts me in the mood for bacon on a slice of pizza, which normally turns me off.
 
I bet it wouldn't be bad, if the bacon was cooked first OF COURSE.
 
Maybe you could dip bacon in a chocolate fountain
 
I actually do think that would be delicious.
 
Captain Wacky said:
I want to eat a big bar of choclate with bacon wrapped around it.

And then have a heart attack and die? 'Cause that's what's going to happen.

TRICK OR TREAT!!
 
Vegitarians die every single day.
 
Vegetarians poop three times a day! ALLEGEDLY
 
Wrap the (yes, cooked) bacon around the big thick bar of choclate then DEEP FRY IT.
 
[Krusty] Ooooh, that's death. [/Krusty]
 
CaptainWacky said:
Wrap the (yes, cooked) bacon around the big thick bar of choclate then DEEP FRY IT.

Eatin' like a true American now buddy!
 
Or an Irishman. Everything's dunked in the same vat of lard, even the after-dinner mint.
 
Actually, he's eating more like a Scotsman.

Ever heard of deep fried Mars bars?
 
deep fried twinkies and deep fried corn on the cob are good.
 
Wow, corn on the cob.. I can just imagine it.. yummy. Maybe stick some onion rings on it for good measure.
 
Quite frankly, anything deep fried is delicious.

All this talk of bacon wrapped on things has me craving a filet mignon...And when I say filet mignon I mean BDM's weiner. ;)
 
I want a Wendy's Big Bacon Classic.

And then I want to die.
 
I'll take a Wendy's Bacon Classic but I'll go ahead and continue living.
 
I wonder what would happen if you deep fried curry? I'm imagining the culinary equivalent of the return of Jesus. Lots of blinding light and gospel singing.
 
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