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I want to eat a big bar of choclate with bacon wrapped around it.

I could go for a bacolate surprise right NOW.
 
I couldn't wrap my chocolate with bacon, but I did eat some bacon and M&M's at the same time. It was pretty damn good.
 
If you have a heart attack don't blame me.
 
I'm reading wondering whether it would be better to inject the fat directly into the bloodstream. Less chance of vomiting. More efficient if your goal is a massive heart attack.
 
Only Nixon could go to China.
 
Just get a piece of bacon and 4 or 5 M&M's YOU WILL LIVE THROUGH IT.
 
I was offered drugs today. Which one is charlie? Coke or heroin?
 
Heroin. I tried heroin once, it was nice.
 
Yeah, it's named after Charlie from Lost. DID YOU EAT THE DRUGS, FUDDLEMIFF?
 
No, I just smiled and politely declined like some sort of stereotype of a middle class white geek.
 
I never tried herion, and didn't like coke.
 
What about AIDS JUICE?
 
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