I WAS RAPED BY GRAPE APE

[Dr Dave]

He threw $20 at me afterward, as if I was a whore!

Tell it to Oprah.

 

[Yub]

Oprah knows she taped it and stored it in her private collection!

 

[Dr Dave]

freak

 

[Yub]

Yes, she is.

 

[Dr Dave]

your a freak too.

 

[Yub]

You're in league with Oprah and Grape Ape, aren't you?

 

[Dr Dave]

Those are lies.

 

[Yub]

Karl Rove told you to say that.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did he rape you too?

 

[Yub]

No. Just Grape Ape.I'd hate to be carrying Karl Rove's spawn.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think your really sad inside that he did not rape you, thats why you say lies about me, Dr Dave.

 

[Yub]

I think Oprah got Dr Phil to brain wash you. You are a innocent pawn in their schemes.

 

[Dr Dave]

You need pillz.

 

[Yub]

No pillz! I'll have a retarded ape baby!

 

[Dr Dave]

Your not even pregnant, that is a pillow.

 

[Yub]

You performed psychic surgery on me and turned My cartoon ape fetus into a pillow with your pillz!

 

[Dr Dave]

It was in your best intrest.

 

[Yub]

MY BABY, YOU MONSTER! I was gonna name him George and train to murder his raping father!

 

[Dr Dave]

Murder him yourself.

 

[Yub]

I was thinking of poisoning his bananas. Maybe I can hire Blue Falcon and DynoMutt to kill him off.