I WAS RAPED BY GRAPE APE

[The Dork Lord]

I will never trust Oprah or Dr. Phil again!

 

[Yub]

Quite right, they are aliens who drink the tears of hysterical soccer mums.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I always suspected...

 

[Laker_Girl]

Just the fact that someone other than me remembers Grape Ape amazes me.

 

[Yub]

Well, between the combined mind control rays of Murdoch, Gates and Disney, it's a wonder anyone remembers anything at all..

 

[The Dork Lord]

I was gonna say something, but I forgot.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

fukickng greape mouather fucking ape you mouther fucka!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

^That too!

 

[Laker_Girl]

Well, between the combined mind control rays of Murdoch, Gates and Disney, it's a wonder anyone remembers anything at all..

But what was the dog's name? You know he drove Grape Ape around on the van.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have no idea who grape ape is.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I know who Grape Ape is, but I don't remember the dog

 

[Yub]

But what was the dog's name? You know he drove Grape Ape around on the van.

Beegle Beagle.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Did the dog touch you?

SHOW US ON TEH DOLL!

 

[Dr Dave]

(the doll in this case is Cassie)

 

[Shitty Dual]

I gape and jape as Snape in a cape rapes the Grape Ape's nape on tape

 

[Shitty Dual]

 

[SilentBtViolent]

The dog's name was Samson, and he turned into a lion.

 

[The Dork Lord]

BATTLECAT COULD WHOOP HIM!

 

[Yub]

Battlecat's my lover. Me-ow!

 

[The Dork Lord]

What about when he's Cringer?