I will get to 10000 by Feb. 1

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Do not bark in my ear

 

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but do use your Iphone on maximum vibrate on me

 

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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
But only if he looks like Calum Blue

 

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Chili cookoff this weekend
wish me luck

 

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Watching the duke/nc game next week at Papa's. BACON WRAPPED SCALLOPS FTW

 

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Kyle Turley? Haven't heard his name in a while

 

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Nicole needs to stop botoxing

 

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I'VE BLANKED

 

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I liked Mos Def in Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

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I miss the Unusuals

 

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Happy Birthday Dexter

 

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I have three weekends in a row off

 

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There's Something About Mary is stupid and unfunny

 

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Bacon wrapped jalepenos stuffed with cream cheese and crab meat are yummy

 

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24 more i don't know if i've got it in me

 

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I'm gonna start doing roxanne quotes

 

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"Keep that guy away from my cocaine."

 

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"You must love the birdies to give them this to perch on."

 

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It must be wonderful to wake up and smell the coffee....In Brazil

 

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I hate Cindy Brunson