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I wish I could wear my girlfriend's clothes when she was out

Cranky Bastard said:
I wear my nylons proudly.
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Me too. when noone else is around anyway.
 
Me too.
 
Wait. What?
 
I'm just a sexual deviant.
 
Cliff Richard isn't.
 
Cliff Richard has a crack team of crack whores ready and waiting for him when he returns from any of his public appearances. Sue Barker asked him to give them up but he refused.
 
I don't watch tv; I don't know who those fucktards are.
 
oh
 
They're not from around here, that's fer sure.
 
Yep, Cliff Richard is the hip young star of today's MTV.
 
People still watch MTV?
 
Cliff Richard is a role model for the black "yardie" gangs we suffer from in this country. It all stems from his song "Pump my piece" that got such a gun culture following.
 
DO you ever fart on your hand and then smell it?
 
No
 
headvoid said:
Cliff Richard is a role model for the black "yardie" gangs we suffer from in this country. It all stems from his song "Pump my piece" that got such a gun culture following.
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Ironic that the PC crowd were originally outraged because they thought it was about his penis...if only!
 
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