I wish I could wear my girlfriend's clothes when she was out

[Cranky Bastard]

I wear my nylons proudly.

 

[Loktar]

I wear my nylons proudly.

Me too. when noone else is around anyway.

 

[Mirah]

Me too.

 

[Mirah]

Wait. What?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm just a sexual deviant.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Isn't everyone?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cliff Richard isn't.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Don't know who that is.

 

[headvoid]

Cliff Richard has a crack team of crack whores ready and waiting for him when he returns from any of his public appearances. Sue Barker asked him to give them up but he refused.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I don't watch tv; I don't know who those fucktards are.

 

[headvoid]

oh

 

[Cassie]

They're not from around here, that's fer sure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep, Cliff Richard is the hip young star of today's MTV.

 

[Cassie]

People still watch MTV?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Blacks and whiggers.

 

[headvoid]

Cliff Richard is a role model for the black "yardie" gangs we suffer from in this country. It all stems from his song "Pump my piece" that got such a gun culture following.

 

[DarthSikle]

DO you ever fart on your hand and then smell it?

 

[jack]

No

 

[DarthSikle]

why not?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cliff Richard is a role model for the black "yardie" gangs we suffer from in this country. It all stems from his song "Pump my piece" that got such a gun culture following.

Ironic that the PC crowd were originally outraged because they thought it was about his penis...if only!