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I'd like to talk to the strippers please.

Monolith said:
Lucy- go to bed and dream about this little sweet ass that you'll never even glimpse.
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I cannot lie. It most certainly is one sweet ass. It is a shame the individual it is attached to is far from 'sweet', like a couple of other whores I could mention.
 
Barabbas said:
Again, you strain credulity by implying you have ever had sex with a female of any type of genus, family or species.


I must say you are consistant.

Random Person: "Lucy, that was a rather interesting point you had"
Lucy: "OH yeah.. Well I fucked your mother in the ass!"

Another Random Person: "Lucy, do you think the Blue Jays will win the World Series?"
Lucy: "OH yeah.. Well I fucked your mother in the ass!"
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'CONSISTENT' my dear child. Now run along. For your next birthday, ask mommy and daddy for a dictionary.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Who gives a shit about your SKANK ass? Run along now you fucking whore.
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Yippeeeeeeee I was wondering how long it was gonna take before I was grouped into the whores...damn and to think I believe I have been in the bizz the longest outta all of you SWers here lol.....about time Lucy thanx!!!!!:D
 
SaintLucifer said:
'CONSISTENT' my dear child. Now run along. For your next birthday, ask mommy and daddy for a dictionary.
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awww... superiority due to bringing attention to a typo. How quaint. Your male sheep friends must be so proud.
 
Barabbas said:
awww... superiority due to bringing attention to a typo. How quaint. Your male sheep friends must be so proud.
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That was no typo dear child. That was an actual spelling error. It is clearly how you thought it was spelled. I know typos inside-out and that was most certainly not one. You are free to wonder how I know such things. Part of my wisdom and such knowledge is a MUST for me.
 
Deanna said:
Yippeeeeeeee I was wondering how long it was gonna take before I was grouped into the whores...damn and to think I believe I have been in the bizz the longest outta all of you SWers here lol.....about time Lucy thanx!!!!!:D
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If that is your picture there you are one fat cunt.
 
SaintLucifer said:
That was no typo dear child. That was an actual spelling error. It is clearly how you thought it was spelled. I know typos inside-out and that was most certainly not one. You are free to wonder how I know such things. Part of my wisdom and such knowledge is a MUST for me.
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Nope. it was a typo, as I am not the best typer in the world at 2:40AM.

Again, your superiority about your typo knowledge stuns the masses, and sends all the sheep into a tizzy as they quiver in anticipation for the time when you will viciously mount them and cause massive internal damage to their rectal areas.

For you, its your daily affirmation of your manhood. We know, so feel proud.
 
SaintLucifer said:
If that is your picture there you are one fat cunt.
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Yep you are right I am so very fat... 5'10" and 150.... damn maybe i should diet......funny thing is, I am starting to think you actually may be a fat lazy bon-bon eating woman. One who sits on the couch all day watching Springer and thinking "if only my family got along that well....".
You have something to say about all of us... seems no woman is ......to fat , to thin, saggin boobs...... hahaha. Geesh "man" you must be some prize to be sooo critical:roll:
 
Barabbas said:
Nope. it was a typo, as I am not the best typer in the world at 2:40AM.

Again, your superiority about your typo knowledge stuns the masses, and sends all the sheep into a tizzy as they quiver in anticipation for the time when you will viciously mount them and cause massive internal damage to their rectal areas.

For you, its your daily affirmation of your manhood. We know, so feel proud.
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Quite the fascination with sheep you display there. Is there something you need to be telling us?

IS THIS YOUR WIFE?
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Deanna said:
Yep you are right I am so very fat... 5'10" and 150.... damn maybe i should diet......funny thing is, I am starting to think you actually may be a fat lazy bon-bon eating woman. One who sits on the couch all day watching Springer and thinking "if only my family got along that well....".
You have something to say about all of us... seems no woman is ......to fat , to thin, saggin boobs...... hahaha. Geesh "man" you must be some prize to be sooo critical:roll:
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Allow me to put things into perspective for you. I pass many females such as yourself whom I hear exclaim 'oh my god he is gorgeous'. I continue on my way as if they did not exist. I am used to such. Women like you do not stand a chance in hell with me and they know it. I never even give them a second glance.
 
Deanna said:
Yep you are right I am so very fat... 5'10" and 150.... damn maybe i should diet......funny thing is, I am starting to think you actually may be a fat lazy bon-bon eating woman. One who sits on the couch all day watching Springer and thinking "if only my family got along that well....".
You have something to say about all of us... seems no woman is ......to fat , to thin, saggin boobs...... hahaha. Geesh "man" you must be some prize to be sooo critical:roll:
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awww Dea, dont take it too hard. If you had all male parts instead of female parts, he would be drooling over you.
 
Deanna said:
Yep you are right I am so very fat... 5'10" and 150.... damn maybe i should diet......funny thing is, I am starting to think you actually may be a fat lazy bon-bon eating woman. One who sits on the couch all day watching Springer and thinking "if only my family got along that well....".
You have something to say about all of us... seems no woman is ......to fat , to thin, saggin boobs...... hahaha. Geesh "man" you must be some prize to be sooo critical:roll:
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Oh, and let's not forget...my ass is too big, or so I was told. :D
 
awww that is ok... alot of men can't handle a strong, independant, dominate woman.... but fear not we do not cry when you pass us by..... those are just tears from laughing at ya
 
SaintLucifer said:
Quite the fascination with sheep you display there. Is there something you need to be telling us?

IS THIS YOUR WIFE?
SheepAni.gif
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Is that what you use for your personal ads?

Lucy: Will travel for Sheep. No Long Term Commitments, though.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I am a fag and love being anally fucked blah blah blah I married a goat blah blah blah I wish Shy would fuck my ass harder blah blah blah
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He never quits..
 
Deanna said:
awww that is ok... alot of men can't handle a strong, independant, dominate woman.... but fear not we do not cry when you pass us by..... those are just tears from laughing at ya
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Of course you 'dominate' men. You weigh more than them all. They piss you off you simply resort to sitting down upon their chests.
 
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