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I'd like to talk to the strippers please.

I have Brit and Melissa down here. I'm good :)
 
tiff, I am very happy you changed your av. Thank you. You should come visit Seattle-ish. We can play MarioKart and board games.

Actually, there are a few TKers that live relatively close to your local.
 
Gonad said:
tiff, I am very happy you changed your av. Thank you. You should come visit Seattle-ish. We can play MarioKart and board games.

Actually, there are a few TKers that live relatively close to your local.
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Fuck Seattle. Now go play with your Michael Jackson doll. You know? The one where you pull the string from his back and his hand begins to stroke your cock in the belief you are a little boy?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Fuck Seattle. Now go play with your Michael Jackson doll. You know? The one where you pull the string from his back and his hand begins to stroke your cock in the belief you are a little boy?
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How does a doll have beliefs?
 
Monolith said:
I have Brit and Melissa down here. I'm good :)
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Hey now Mono don't forget about lil ol me in az also :)
 
Oh shish, thats right! Damn, if you guys can persuade Bridgette, I wanna have anothe PHX getogether. Im going back to work reaaally soon.

Life.Hectic.
 
Deanna said:
Hey now Mono don't forget about lil ol me in az also :)
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Who gives a shit about your SKANK ass? Run along now you fucking whore.
 
Monolith said:
Oh shish, thats right! Damn, if you guys can persuade Bridgette, I wanna have anothe PHX getogether. Im going back to work reaaally soon.

Life.Hectic.
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Yes. Cannot be late for the McDonald's.
 
Sure Luci, I'll be sure to come to your McDs to say hi!
 
SaintLucifer said:
Who gives a shit about your SKANK ass? Run along now you fucking whore.
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Okay thats not cool... I know Deanna personally and shes anything but a skank... shes actually a rather pleasent person. We may have our differences but shes one cool chick... and not one to piss off...


Molly... get your ass to Toronto so we can party :D
 
Shy don't even bother. Dea sure as hell doesn't care.
 
Um...I think Blade would, though.
 
I can picture Dea's reaction when she reads it... and Blades...

I know its just words online but Dea and Blade are cool people rl and shit like that isnt right.
 
SaintLucifer said:
*groan* This man is truly stupid.
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Don't blame me, it was your poorly constructed sentence.
 
Well, the way I see it, Luci is in some big search to strike nerves and push buttons. But what he doesn't realize is that those buttons don't exist, at least not for me. I've never been less offended and felt more pity, than I do right now.
 
Monolith said:
Well, the way I see it, Luci is in some big search to strike nerves and push buttons. But what he doesn't realize is that those buttons don't exist, at least not for me. I've never been less offended and felt more pity, than I do right now.
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*pats your absolutely fucking incredibly gorgeous fucking ass and..* Shut up.
 
Oh please.
Get your grubby paws off my ass you assmongrel.
 
Shy said:
I can picture Dea's reaction when she reads it... and Blades...

I know its just words online but Dea and Blade are cool people rl and shit like that isnt right.
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No they are not. Blade once called me Bon Jovi Looking Mother Fucker.

It made me cry. I had to put out the eyes of a cute kitten just to release my angst.
 
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