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if another solicitor rings my telephone again today...

...i cannot be held responsible for a MURDER!!

WHY WON'T THESE FUCKS JUST...LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!????

2-4 calls per day is just tooooooo much IMFO!!

just...LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

cause you make me wanna....SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hell Mister *********, may i speak to the lady of the house?

I AM THE LADY OF THE HOUSE BITCH!!!:pissed:

lol cause the solicitors think i am hetero & have a wench!
 
Shut the fuck up Henoch.
 
I used to wonder what "solicitor" means.
 
Henoch said:
...i cannot be held responsible for a MURDER!!

WHY WON'T THESE FUCKS JUST...LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!????

2-4 calls per day is just tooooooo much IMFO!!

just...LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

cause you make me wanna....SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henoch, I have some old computers, wanna buy them?
 
Why don't you just say "hang on for a sec" and then busy yourself elsewhere till you hear the beepy thing letting you know they've hung up?

After they've spent a shitload of money being on hold they'll stop bugging you. Or they'll find a way to sue you.
 
Just don't answer the phone.
 
I've got moving companies calling me all the time because I asked for quotes from some of them. Thank the gods for caller id.
 
I had a wierd phone call to my house for about a week or so, every evening. I finally answered one night out of boredom. It was the wrong number! They were calling the wrong # for over a week! Fuck tards!
 
I used to get wrong number calls, then they'd be like "Well, maybe you can help me."

HOW THE HELL CAN I HELP YOU WHEN I'M NOT WHO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
 
Haha! Yeah, I've had that happen too.
Sometimes I've had doctors call, leaving a message to call back.
Dude, what if I wasn't so nice as to call the fucking doctors office back to say you called the wrong # and someone died because people are stupid?!
 
About a year ago I got text messages from some lady in America because she'd got this guy's number wrong on her contacts. Some were quite naughty.
 
sorry about that.
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S'okay, those pics made up for the inconvenience. :)
 
What!?
 
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