If Donkey Kong and King Kong teamed up...

[CaptainWacky]

Could even the tag team of Professor Tolkien and Anna Paquin hope to give them a stunner?

 

[Ishcabittle]

TO MANY KONGS!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

STUNER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are those Kong sex toys? Never mind I'll improvise WOO WOO

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe ther're CAT FANCIERS

 

[Gagh]

Could even the tag team of Professor Tolkien and Anna Paquin hope to give them a stunner?

It depends if Tom Bombadil is planning on running an interference.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NIKKI IS HIDING UNDER THE RING LIKE FINLAY'S LEPRACHAUN!?

 

[Ishcabittle]

YOU SHOVE PEANUT BUTTER IN THERE, THAT GET'S THEM REALLY EXCITED.

 

[The Question]

They'd be King Donkey and people would pee on them and laugh RIOTOUSLY.

 

[Gagh]

WARIO TO BE SPECIAL REFEREE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WALUGI TO BE SPECIAL GUEST POINTLESS FUCK?

 

[Gagh]

No! Izzie Hoyland will do a shooting star press from the top of the cage for the TAG TEAM TITLES

 

[CaptainWacky]

KATYA TO BE SPECIAL GUEST "I HAVE A SECRET PAST WHICH WE'RE NOT GOING TO REVEAL FOR MONTHS AND IT'L TURN OUT TO BE SOMETHING LAME LIKE DRUG USE"?

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, and then everyone shuns her, because DRUG USE IS LIKE, REALLY UNCOMMON NOW.

 

[The Dork Lord]

DONKEY TO BETRAY KING AFTER THE MATCH WITH STEEL CHAIR SHOT!?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL, Katya was a porn star.

 

[whisky]

What if Donkey Kong and King Kong both met up with Shakka Khan?

 

[CaptainWacky]

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[The Dork Lord]

To play ping pong with their ding dong's in Hong Kong?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Then get in on while banging gongs and hitting bongs?