If I Had A Cock

[J&L Massacres]

Go away

 

[Dirk Funk]

Go away

Wow. It talks.

 

[J&L Massacres]

*sigh* Forgot how lame you are. Sorry, I'll continue to ignore you.

 

[Dirk Funk]

*sigh* Forgot how lame you are. Sorry, I'll continue to ignore you.

You do that. We were all enjoying your silence.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I have a cock you can borrow!

 

[jack]

Me too!

 

[Mirah]

Yeah
about those cocks
I'm going to be needing all of those
RIGHT NOW!

 

[Mirah]

Oh and ILY
I will only take the cocks if she is present

 

[jack]

Well mine's big enough, so I'll just flop it out from here and let you have your way...

 

[jack]

If you had a cock, would you wear panties and a skirt anyway?

 

[Loktar]

If you had a cock, would you wear panties and a skirt anyway?

Why not? I have a cock and wear panties and a skirt. I really need to learn to tuck.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

:::memories:::

 

[I Love Cunt]

Well mine's big enough, so I'll just flop it out from here and let you have your way...

About that cock....does the offer still stand

 

[I Love Cunt]

If I had a cock
I could make a salute

 

[I Love Cunt]

When the "If I had a cock....." discussion begins
then all the guys will say, "But look at all the chicks can do with tits and a pussy"
Yeah
Look

 

[I Love Cunt]

If I had a cock
I could potentially be president. As long as it is the right cock. Or as long as the right people are sucking it.

 

[I Love Cunt]

If I had a cock I could have a man killed and no one would bat an eye.

 

[jack]

If I had a cock, then I'd have two.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I suddenly don't want cock anymore.