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If I Had A Cock

Go away
 
*sigh* Forgot how lame you are. Sorry, I'll continue to ignore you.
 
I have a cock you can borrow!
 
Me too!
 
Yeah
about those cocks
I'm going to be needing all of those
RIGHT NOW!
 
Oh and ILY
I will only take the cocks if she is present
 
Well mine's big enough, so I'll just flop it out from here and let you have your way...
 
If you had a cock, would you wear panties and a skirt anyway?
 
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:::memories:::
 
Well mine's big enough, so I'll just flop it out from here and let you have your way...

About that cock....does the offer still stand
 
If I had a cock
I could make a salute
 
When the "If I had a cock....." discussion begins
then all the guys will say, "But look at all the chicks can do with tits and a pussy"
Yeah
Look
 
If I had a cock
I could potentially be president. As long as it is the right cock. Or as long as the right people are sucking it.
 
If I had a cock I could have a man killed and no one would bat an eye.
 
If I had a cock, then I'd have two.
 
I suddenly don't want cock anymore.
 
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