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If I Were A Hot Dog Vendor

That's what he said.
 
If I where a hotdog vendor
I'd be vending hotdogs in the park
People would stop and say
And am going the right way or am I lost?

And I'd give them a hotdog
And I'd say you're not lost your just confused
THe only way to learn what you can do
is do it

THey'd probably buy a hotdog
And wander off in thought and I would smile
vend more hotdog wisdom for a while
then go home
 
If I were the author of this thread I could steal lame jokes from Q as well.
 
What is "everything" on a hotdog?
 
I don't think that's right Loktar.
 
Eggs is going to fuck you up.
 
Now you're just tempting fate.
 
Tugging on Superman's cape. Pissing in the wind.


Sounds like Loktar, alright...
 
Yub said:
Tugging on Superman's cape. Pissing in the wind.
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Supes told me to tug on his cape as he flew me to his Fortress. And as for pissing in the wind, its not my fault he didn't want to stop to let me use a bathroom.
 
IF I WAS AN OWL, I'D ONLY HOOT FOR YOU...
 
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