If I Were A Hot Dog Vendor

[Ino U R Butwhatami]

I could make you one with everything

 

[Dr Dave]

That's what he said.

 

[Hambil]

If I where a hotdog vendor
I'd be vending hotdogs in the park
People would stop and say
And am going the right way or am I lost?

And I'd give them a hotdog
And I'd say you're not lost your just confused
THe only way to learn what you can do
is do it

THey'd probably buy a hotdog
And wander off in thought and I would smile
vend more hotdog wisdom for a while
then go home

 

[Yub]

If I were the author of this thread I could steal lame jokes from Q as well.

 

[eloisel]

What is "everything" on a hotdog?

 

[Loktar]

What is "everything" on a hotdog?

various condiments, bacteria, and pigeon poop.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think that's right Loktar.

 

[Loktar]

I don't think that's right Loktar.

It is in NYC.

:behindsofa:from Eggs

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs is going to fuck you up.

 

[Loktar]

Eggs is going to fuck you up.

If he can get off his couch.lol.

 

[Dr Dave]

Now you're just tempting fate.

 

[Yub]

Tugging on Superman's cape. Pissing in the wind.


Sounds like Loktar, alright...

 

[Loktar]

Tugging on Superman's cape. Pissing in the wind.

Supes told me to tug on his cape as he flew me to his Fortress. And as for pissing in the wind, its not my fault he didn't want to stop to let me use a bathroom.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF I WAS AN OWL, I'D ONLY HOOT FOR YOU...