This show sucks!
*Switches the station*
"Delilah.......we dedicate this show to some lonely sap who is pining for some worthless cunt blah blah blah blah blah"
*Switches station again*
"LOKTAR DOORNOW! Thats right folks! I sell all the name brands in accesories for doors, door parts, door knobs, locks, keys, doors with windows, doors without, private doors, pretend doors, pretty doors with dresses on them, ugly doors, doors with moobs! Everything you have ever wanted! Just ask for that 'do not enter sign' for your in laws or if you are like me for your mom!" Music plays
ME: Why can't I turn this shit off? OMG OMFG JESUS CHRIST
*Turns chanel*
"And now movie review with eloisel! Good evening folks I went to see Prometheus and was it ever fantastic! There were doilies on all of the furniture in the fine movie house on Madison next to my favorite tea bar where I meet my friends George and Jessie and Trina May for luncheons. The whole neighborhood is filled with adults only, no kids......"
*Switches station*
"Sound of Chop,chop, chop chop" OMG Cassie is cooking with Tisi! And is it ever hot! Cassie what have you got today for your stew meat?"