If you dont count shoes

[whisky]

Then I have two items of clothing on at work today, a new minimum which I doubt will ever be bettered.

 

[Mirah]

Hot huh?

 

[whisky]

Thanks, your pretty good yourself.

 

[Mirah]

Pretty good? Damn don't overdue yourself or something.

 

[whisky]

Well I like to layer my flattery, if you go all out with your first attempt, it leaves you nowhere to go.

 

[Mirah]

So I was at an ex boyfriend's house today and his uncle whom I had just met gave me a hug good bye. And then not only that, he tells me I have pretty brown eyes. OH! And he touched my toes. Note: These things did not all happen in this order nor at the same time.

 

[whisky]

He wants you

 

[Mirah]

Well I like to layer my flattery, if you go all out with your first attempt, it leaves you nowhere to go.

And complementing an arrogant person is no fun at all.

 

[whisky]

Depends, you could compliment them with a custard pie

 

[Mirah]

Almost all of these elements were present today. However so was alcohol. So when my ex suggested I scoot closer to him I just sort of brushed him off, to which he said, "ouch" like he cared and I secretly wished he did as a hint of my past feelings came back for him. The feelings faded however after the side hug and no proper walk to my vehicle.

Still I would jump his bones.

 

[whisky]

Feelings for exs often get in the way of relationships with new people, sometimes its better to cut off all contact with them.

And put paint stripper on their car.

 

[Mirah]

Feelings for exs often get in the way of relationships with new people, sometimes its better to cut off all contact with them.

And put paint stripper on their car.

:arofl::roll::gossip:

Yes. Sometimes it is better to cut off all contact with an ex.

 

[Dirk Funk]

:arofl::roll::gossip:

Yes. Sometimes it is better to cut off all contact with an ex.

I seriously wish I could do that.

 

[whisky]

You can do it, just beleive in yourself

 

[Dirk Funk]

You can do it, just beleive in yourself

Not really. I have two kids we have to share.

 

[whisky]

Ok, wasnt aware of that, sorry

 

[self stirring mug]

what if i do count shoes

 

[self stirring mug]

what if i count each shoe as a distinct clothing item what then huh

 

[Donovan]

Not really. I have two kids we have to share.

Best thing I ever said to my ex and babymaker, during her worst post-breakup behavior: she was being petty, vindictive and needlessly spiteful with her lawyers in order to "punish" me for making good on my decision to leave. So after several months of her applying legal nipple twisters , I turned to her in the waiting room one day and said, "You do know that one day you'll run out of money, the lawyers will be gone and you'll have to talk directly to me whether you like it or not, right? And until that day comes, I want you to know that no matter what crap you put me through, what legal harangues you set up, what stories you spread about me and what things you do to beat me down...it's STILL better than being married to you."

Very satisfying in that moment. She damn near had an aneurysm,

 

[FBI parte due]

Jesus, divorcees are depressing.