If your only tool is a hammer

[headvoid]

Eventually every problem looks like a nail.

I love that phrase.

 

[Mirah]

Nails and screws can look very similar however.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The thing about gloves...they come in pairs...

 

[Dr Dave]

I'd hammer in the morning.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I never heard that before! I need to watch more HGTV. (no I don't)

 

[Gagh]

I'll use this. I have a manager who loves buzz phrases, he then overuses & transforms to corporate bullshit. This is an excellent candidate to line him up with.

 

[Yub]

Nails and screws can look very similar however.

 

[headvoid]

Gagh:

When there is a gold rudh, make sure you are in the picks and shovels business.

Use it sparingly and with a knowing look on your face. It means nothing, but implies that you know something of extreme importance that no one else can see.

This is a key tenet of being a good manager of people when your talent is extremely limited.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Screw the pooch" is my favourite new useless idiom.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Btw, I'm sprucing up my CV right now; any deceptively meaningless claptrap I can put in there?

I was just about to add "if it's worth doing, I'll do it right". Then I realised it's just the kind of cheesy crap people say in their Apprentice pieces to camera.

 

[01011001]

Just dont hit your thumb.