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If your only tool is a hammer

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Eventually every problem looks like a nail.

I love that phrase.
 
Nails and screws can look very similar however.
 
The thing about gloves...they come in pairs...
 
I'd hammer in the morning.
 
I never heard that before! I need to watch more HGTV. (no I don't)
 
I'll use this. I have a manager who loves buzz phrases, he then overuses & transforms to corporate bullshit. This is an excellent candidate to line him up with.
 
Nails and screws can look very similar however.

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Gagh:

When there is a gold rudh, make sure you are in the picks and shovels business.

Use it sparingly and with a knowing look on your face. It means nothing, but implies that you know something of extreme importance that no one else can see.

This is a key tenet of being a good manager of people when your talent is extremely limited.
 
"Screw the pooch" is my favourite new useless idiom.
 
Btw, I'm sprucing up my CV right now; any deceptively meaningless claptrap I can put in there?

I was just about to add "if it's worth doing, I'll do it right". Then I realised it's just the kind of cheesy crap people say in their Apprentice pieces to camera.
 
Just dont hit your thumb.
 
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