I'M DURNKL

[CaptainWacky]

well, no, not really, well, I am a bit drunk, but not "durnkll" I just miss -spelled it on purprose you so you'd know I'm drunk rather than just typing normally which I can still do anyway I don't see why people be drunk is reaosn for bad typing but anway merry fuckday lol ogm

 

[Dual]

This is a disappointment.

 

[Cassie]

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm DRUNK not DRUNKL there is a distinction that must be made our else, or else what, EXACTLY. See I ttyped a nonsensical sentence to prove I'm drunk OH WAIT LOL

 

[jack]

show us your titses

 

[Ilyanna]

why? can you evaluate the degree of drunkenness by the state of CaptainWacky's titses?? (Which would be pretty awesome, actually)

 

[Ilyanna]

... and would explain why so many people stare at my breasts when I am drunk. I never quite figured that out till now. Weird. And quite a bit disconcerting. I mean, I always thought they were kind of interested in my femaleness and all.

~sigh

Another egoboosting belief shattered into pieces

 

[Cassie]

Your tits swell when you are drunk. AND PENIDS GET LARGER.

 

[Ilyanna]

Your tits swell when you are drunk. AND PENIDS GET LARGER.

OMG I NEVER KNEW THAT!!! The tit-swelling I mean. Could have had something to do with being drunk when that happens, maybe.

The male organ enlargement, otoh... ok, I admit it, I didn't notice that either. Very embarrassing indeed.
*goes to check her stack of booze and makes a list of friends she hasn't visited in a while*

 

[EnglishRose]

*looks down* yep, definitley getting drunk

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M JUST SWELLING LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think all the girls should post their tits and THEN when every one has posted two tits each we men will post our engorged penids

 

[Cassie]

Tricksy hobbit

 

[CaptainWacky]

TITSY TITS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BOOBLY OOBLY!

 

[Dr Dave]

... and would explain why so many people stare at my breasts when I am drunk. I never quite figured that out till now. Weird. And quite a bit disconcerting. I mean, I always thought they were kind of interested in my femaleness and all.

~sigh

Another egoboosting belief shattered into pieces

When people get drunk its harder to keep their eyes focused, thus they tend to drift downward.

 

[The Dork Lord]

WACKY HAS SPOKEN!

I think all the girls should post their tits and THEN when every one has posted two tits each we men will post our engorged penids

It's the only way.

 

[Dr Dave]

More tits IMHO

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jesus was born, so I'd get presents, thank you Jesus, for being born...

 

[Mentalist]

I didn't get any presents. BIG SURPRISE.