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I'M FUCKING FREEZING

Flowermound sounds vaguely dirty, like a euphamism for a woman's nanny-hoo-hoo.
 
Nearly every small town in Texas is a euphemism for something.
 
DO THE UNDERSIDES OF YOUR BOOBEHS GET COLD.


I'm just curious. Oh no, curious is curious, and obviously I'm not curious or I'll be Canadian and standing in my garden and stuff, so I must be something else. Oh yes - I have it, PERVERTED!
 
No, they don't get cold...they're too big to have space moving underneath them.
 
OMG RUSSIA TO LAUNCH SPUTNIKS AROUND TISI'S TITS SHOCKER!
 
We must respond.
 
TITS TITS TITS BREASTS
 
Good response!
 
Tisiphone said:
Nope. Severe weather in the DFW area, so our office lost power and we're running on a generator. So it's nice and toasty.

But my high beams are always on.
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I heard about that on the news today. I remember those storms growing up. They could be a real bitch.
 
Tisiphone said:
Nearly every small town in Texas is a euphemism for something.
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Yes, come to think of it, most are. The town I grew up in was called Pittsburg. Right near Mount Pleasant. They all sound vaguely obscene.
 
Buy a phucking space heater or wear a winter coat to work already:frusty:

Jesus phucking CHRIST:wtf:

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Yeah, because wearing a winter coat to work is really someone thinks to do in fucking JUNE.
 
Mentalist said:
Yeah, because wearing a winter coat to work is really someone thinks to do in fucking JUNE.
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:frusty:

Telephone's been bitching all thread from his OP that it's phucking antarctica in the studio he works in. OK Mental:phpquestion:

But outside he says it's 110 degrees:eek:

So I'm telling him to bring a phucking space heater or a winter coat with him to work so he can keep his closet boy ass WARM there:rolleyes:

Lame is Doc Dave ^ :mad:

:wtf:
 
Aquehonga said:
:frusty:

Telephone's been bitching all thread from his OP that it's phucking antarctica in the studio he works in. OK Mental:phpquestion:

But outside he says it's 110 degrees:eek:

So I'm telling him to bring a phucking space heater or a winter coat with him to work so he can keep his closet boy ass WARM there:rolleyes:

Lame is Doc Dave ^ :mad:

:wtf:
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:behindsofa: I'm going to hide back here and wait for it. :bigass:
 
Tisiphone said:
kneel before Zod
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Zod could fire phasor beams out of his eyes & make a little fire in that Little Antarctica you work in to keep you warm.
:beamcannon:
 
Wow...all this talk of high beams and you think I'm a guy. That's fucking brilliant. Brilliant I say! Why don't you take your pathetic little Adult Wannabe Swim name and go fuck a hitler gnome. Tootles!
 
Here is a question for you, Aquacock:

How smart do you think karma spamming an admin is?
 
Tsk tsk.
 
Did I just see this guy start reverting to using smilies in an argument?

Boy, you know you are in a strong position when you see that lol
 
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