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I'm getting married.

Wow, really? That was my favorite part too!

I just told my girlfriend I loved her over the phone and she told me that I have to stop telling people that she is my girlfriend. She's my fiancé. That's going to take some getting use to... :D
 
I'm always up late. The surprising part is I'm up late at my sister's house in the suburbs, when we have to get up early for Easter brunch.

It's too quiet here. All these trees and weather...and people drive everywhere. Not a subway in sight. I'm like a fish out of Stoli.
 
Sounds like you are auditioning for City Boy in a Country Boy.

Sounds like a name for a good gay porno, or maybe even a grotesque insectoid Araki-classic. :D
 
LOL@ all these trees and weather....yeah, I figured you'd be at your sis's, which is why I asked if there was anything good on the tube. ;)
This place is a hive of activity! Couldn't sleep, so came to cruise Cait (with warm cup of milk in hand), but everyone who's anyone is up too!
hey BB :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
Sounds like you are auditioning for City Boy in a Country Boy.
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Many is the time I've tried to get on the set of a CityBoyz movie. ;)

Sounds like a name for a good gay porno, or maybe even a grotesque insectoid Araki-classic. :D
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Has that man ever had satisfying sex in his life? I don't think so!
 
BlazerBoy said:
Is that jealousy I smell on your breath, dearest Henoch? :D
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No, just tormenting you in a flirty sorta way.

BTW, will Jay be yer best man? If not, will he be invited to the wedding??
 
I never even considered having anyone but him be my best man. Aside from him being my best friend, he's also the person who introduced me to Christine, so it seems natural.
 
BlazerBoy said:
I never even considered having anyone but him be my best man. Aside from him being my best friend, he's also the person who introduced me to Christine, so it seems natural.
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Has Christine slept with him yet?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
And his mouth will be taped shut for the part where the minister asks if anyone knows any reason why...? :D
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Yeah, i was wonderin' about that part. :)

It'd be funny if Jay started waving around a dildo & shout "i have good reason why they shouldn't be married". :sarek:
 
Henoch said:
Has Christine slept with him yet?
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Its not exactly a question thats come up, but I'd wager the answer is NO FUCKING WAY. If I asked Jay, he'd automatically say yes and swear it was true just to fuck with me. I hate men! :D

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
And his mouth will be taped shut for the part where the minister asks if anyone knows any reason why...? :D
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I'm sure he'll be off somewhere with one of the groomsmen, so his mouth will be too busy to say anything at that point.... :D
 
BlazerBoy said:
I'm sure he'll be off somewhere with one of the groomsmen, so his mouth will be too busy to say anything at that point.... :D
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He'll give a whole new meaning to the job of Ring Bearer then. ;)
 
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