The Dork Lord
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I'M GETTING THE HOUSE TO MYSELF IN 11 DAYS!!!
- Thread starter classichummus
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classichummus
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2 MORE DAYS!!!!!! WOOT!!!! PLUS THAT'S THE DAY THE NEW BEHEMOTH CD EVANGELION COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! 
classichummus
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THE HOUSE WILL BE ALL MINE IN LESS THAN 11 HOURS!!!!!!
Dick Prickle
Gone.
Try not to burn the place down.
classichummus
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I agree!!! high proof alcohol and fire don't mix well (inside) nor do oil and fire don't mix well (inside). My grandpa has almost caught the house on fire making cherry jubilee 2 times or so and my mom almost caught the house on fire as a kid when she was cooking and she left a pan with oil on the stove for too long and it caught fire. I think my uncle threw water on it too. They were both too young to be left alone and told to cook dinner for themselves completely unsupervised. We are pretty lucky this house is still ok!!!
classichummus
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THEY JUST LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!! haven't utilized the fact they are gone yet though.
Dick Prickle
Gone.
I'm sure the local fire dept is on stand-by!
classichummus
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So, they are back. It was fun, not as fun as I would have liked, but fun nonetheless. They are leaving in the morning again until Sunday to go to a funeral. So, I get another day free of them!!!!
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
What? No sex?
Blackfoot's Dick
Film Noir Detective
There are plenty of entertaining and thought provoking activities that do not involve fornication.
Dick Prickle
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Wow.
classichummus
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Unfortunately, no. However, I am somewhat thankful we didn't because this week is supposed to be when she could get pregnant. I am glad a condom didn't break and I accidentally got her pregnant!!! That would fucking suck!!!
Yes there are!!
Dick Prickle
Gone.
If she hasn't given it up by now...