I'm in a dangerous mood

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MY PIPES HAV BEEN UNCLOGGED FOR FAR TOO LONG I THINK.

 

[Dr Dave]

Liking it doesn't make it true.

IT IS TRUE!

SEE THE TRUTH!

*tosses a duck at Wacky*

 

[CaptainWacky]

raep rape raper rpeap f

 

[curiousa2z]

rear reaper!

 

[The Watcher]

Has anyone here ever harmed themself on a whim?

I plucked my eyebrows this morning.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think it counts if there's a practical application.

 

[headvoid]

Vertigo is not a fear of heights, it's a fear you will throw yourself off.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Vertigo is also a damned good movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like it in BSG when Starbuck throws herself into the rocks because she's not afraid anymore.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I also accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a ballpoint pen this weekend whilst under the influence, though my contact lens deflected any real permanent damage. Does this count as a whimsical self-inflicted injury?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were you recklessly stabbing at your body with no thought for your own welfare?

 

[Dr Dave]

Harkley needs to post in this very thread.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Me and Jay were drunk (as usual) and were attempting to decipher the phone number of a very cute guy we met while drunk (as usual as well) in a bar in Florida last week who called back over the weekend to say hello. At one point in a drunken fit of activity, I raised my hand to my face for some reason and the tip of the pen in my hand poked my eye, though my contact lens deflected any permanent damage, though it hurt like hell. Moral of the story is don't drink and drive a writing pen.

 

[Dr Dave]

The more you know.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Vertigo is also a damned good movie.

Did they do a shitty remake with Tom Cruise already, or was that just a bad dream?

 

[Dr Dave]

I think that was a bad dream.

 

[The Dork Lord]

it might come true tho!

 

[Dr Dave]

don't say such things...

 

[The Dork Lord]

*knocks on wood*

 

[Cassie]

Tom Cruise controls the universe.